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My Ram Don Run Away! by kayowalemi(m): 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2008
My ram don run away! My ram don run away!! My ram don run away!!

These are descriptions I gave the police. "My ram is three and half feet tall, fair in color {as in white, you know?), fat well well, no moustache (he used my shaving powder before he left), weighed 650 kilo as at the time of escape. It has very long horns and can horn any ram to death, he loved women ram (sheeps) well well.

If you see am ask am my address and bring am to my house.

Source: http://www.kaakakii.com/nigeria/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=35&p=58#p58
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by nowat(f): 8:45am On Dec 12, 2008
in short d ram resemble u wella
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by krama(m): 8:06pm On Dec 12, 2008
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by dyabman(m): 8:28pm On Dec 12, 2008
Yes i don see the RAM, but i can only give you it bones , moti je tan! tongue
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by mykali(m): 8:46pm On Dec 12, 2008
i call this[b] RAM-PANT [/b] madness.  grin
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by dyabman(m): 8:49pm On Dec 12, 2008
hahaha grin
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by kayowalemi(m): 11:55am On Dec 13, 2008
nowat:

in short d ram resemble u wella
Resemble me ke?
But i no get horn. are u sure u are not my ram? grin grin
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by kellygirl(f): 12:35pm On Dec 13, 2008
Ram Madness cheesy
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by kayowalemi(m): 7:47pm On Dec 13, 2008
R kelly
U are right my ram behave lik people wey dey yaba left
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by disease(m): 8:17pm On Dec 13, 2008
@kayowalemi
The picture in that site, is it the ram u were talking about?
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by sima(f): 9:06pm On Dec 13, 2008
i think i've found my long lost son. . .
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by Nick1: 10:00pm On Dec 13, 2008
giv yur ram betta fud, e go stay. anyway, yur monkey fine well well o. i se ya picture.
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by sima(f): 10:14pm On Dec 13, 2008
Nick1:

giv yur ram betta fud, e go stay. anyway, yur monkey fine well well o. i se ya picture sha, if you non mind, you de available?
cc dis yeye igbo man oO. . u think everything is for free ni. . .
anyaw i no dey available if u no get anything offer moi tongue lipsrsealed cool
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by kayowalemi(m): 3:31pm On Dec 14, 2008
disease:

@kayowalemi
The picture in that site, is it the ram u were talking about?
Yes ooo

sima:

i think i've found my long lost son. . .
mama where have you been. i hope not in beer palor? grin

Nick1:

giv yur ram betta fud, e go stay. anyway, yur monkey fine well well o. i se ya picture.
Monkey from my side dey fine well. Will you like to join my monkey family? grin
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by bettes(f): 3:38pm On Dec 14, 2008
Dat description fit the one wey my neighbours kill for salah, grin
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by kayowalemi(m): 3:45pm On Dec 14, 2008
I hope ya neighbour did not give you the meat because if na true say na my ram well everybod wey eat go explain to EFFC. Why?
That one na complice to corruption grin grin
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by bettes(f): 3:49pm On Dec 14, 2008
Me i no fit be accomplice o, because na only bone i chop! angry
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by kayowalemi(m): 3:57pm On Dec 14, 2008
even if na hair wey dem comot from u use do weave-on for ya head u don be accomplice to crime
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by bettes(f): 5:20pm On Dec 14, 2008
aha on top bone!! shocked what about the person wey chop the head!
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by sima(f): 4:38am On Dec 15, 2008
kayowalemi:


mama where have you been. i hope not in beer palor? grin
yeye. . cc dis mugu tongue
i've been in ur face all dis while cool tongue
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by clemcykul(f): 11:21am On Dec 15, 2008
no wonder u dont look good
Re: My Ram Don Run Away! by Migines(m): 11:31am On Dec 15, 2008
hm. . . . . benjay wanna be.

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