My ram don run away! My ram don run away!! My ram don run away!!

These are descriptions I gave the police. "My ram is three and half feet tall, fair in color {as in white, you know?), fat well well, no moustache (he used my shaving powder before he left), weighed 650 kilo as at the time of escape. It has very long horns and can horn any ram to death, he loved women ram (sheeps) well well.

If you see am ask am my address and bring am to my house.

Source: http://www.kaakakii.com/nigeria/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=35&p=58#p58

in short d ram resemble u wella

Yes i don see the RAM, but i can only give you it bones , moti je tan!

hahaha

nowat:

in short d ram resemble u wella

Resemble me ke?
But i no get horn. are u sure u are not my ram?

Ram Madness

R kelly
U are right my ram behave lik people wey dey yaba left

@kayowalemi
The picture in that site, is it the ram u were talking about?

i think i've found my long lost son. . .

giv yur ram betta fud, e go stay. anyway, yur monkey fine well well o. i se ya picture.

Nick1:

giv yur ram betta fud, e go stay. anyway, yur monkey fine well well o. i se ya picture sha, if you non mind, you de available?

cc dis yeye igbo man oO. . u think everything is for free ni. . .
anyaw i no dey available if u no get anything offer moi

disease:

@kayowalemi
The picture in that site, is it the ram u were talking about?

Yes ooo

sima:

i think i've found my long lost son. . .

mama where have you been. i hope not in beer palor?

Nick1:

giv yur ram betta fud, e go stay. anyway, yur monkey fine well well o. i se ya picture.

Monkey from my side dey fine well. Will you like to join my monkey family?

Dat description fit the one wey my neighbours kill for salah,

I hope ya neighbour did not give you the meat because if na true say na my ram well everybod wey eat go explain to EFFC. Why?
That one na complice to corruption

Me i no fit be accomplice o, because na only bone i chop!

even if na hair wey dem comot from u use do weave-on for ya head u don be accomplice to crime

aha on top bone!! what about the person wey chop the head!

kayowalemi:


mama where have you been. i hope not in beer palor?

yeye. . cc dis mugu
i've been in ur face all dis while

no wonder u dont look good

hm. . . . . benjay wanna be.