It is commonly quipped that some, if not most women possess "fish brain". I don't know if this is totally true because my mum is excluded.

Lemmie quickly highlight them:

1. Gossiping her own husband with other women.

In fact, this is common. Most women talk down their husband before they discover they're doing it. I have had some tell me negative things about their husbands which is not good. A wise woma is a crown to her husband not a thorn.


2. They play the "Silence" card simply because the man didn't give them the exact money they requested.

You'll see them quiet in the front seat when the man is driving, after he has tried to explain to her. He talks and she refuses to answer. Why? Money palava! For most part, that could go on for days. What a pity!


3. They throw decorum to the wind and quarrel with neighbours.

You'll see them manifest as if they're ready to kill somebody where as na only mouth dem get o.
Soon, when fight start, you go know which one strong. lol.


4. They can get mad at a child because he/she looks like the father- who has just pissed her off!


Some women sha! Your own pikin? Hian!


5. Talk to them sternly and they start crying like Toddlers.

Hah! Fear sef go catch you... You just tell her small thing, she begin cry. Wetin man wan do? You start petting her which she really wants. And she will repeat that same thing again oo.


6. They are very quick to conclude!

They hear that their husband did this or that. They don't ask him first, they come ranting, "Honey. who is Jessica?" Na so dem easy to deceive oo!

Excerpt from WHY I GOT MARRIED.


7. Some easily fall for TEASING From Unmarried Guys.

This is so annoying. You see a married woman pressing phone and smiling. Hah! If the husband probe, she go call am Insecure! Most times, na one guy dey praise her and often, they start dressing to please him and not their husband. (MY FEMALE BOSS TOLD ME THIS)
She almost fell a trap when some guy started praising her for her nice dress sense.


Hehehehe...

There are many more... I only listed Seven... Oya let's add more to curb this menace and childishness among most women...

Good morning Folks.

Nice one

I smell fp


hmmmmmmm

dey talk talk and talk e no dey tire dem?

No. 4 is funny. Especially when the husband is ugly

Hmmm

On the silent treatment part,how exactly do you want the woman to react if her husband annoys her,shout at him? Then she becomes a nag and qurrelsome. How exactly do men want to be treated?

xynerise:
No. 4 is funny. Especially when the husband is ugly

Lol...When she tell the child SEE YOUR FACE, what she is saying is you remind me of your father.
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emusmith:




Lol...When she tell the child SEE YOUR FACE, what she is saying is you remind me of your father.
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My wife says that a lot to my son ,but she says it with a smile on her face

Nice wan

lertee:

On the silent treatment part,how exactly do you want the woman to react if her husband annoys her,shout at him? Then she becomes a nag and qurrelsome. How exactly do men want to be treated?

She shouldn't be silent when I ask for my food

lertee:

On the silent treatment part,how exactly do you want the woman to react if her husband annoys her,shout at him? Then she becomes a nag and qurrelsome. How exactly do men want to be treated?

Silence treatment is bad, young lady. It's in that silence some men remember that side chick who always forgive him and laugh at his every boring joke. Most times, the man tries to initiate convo but it seems somebody is still playing hard to get, so insensitive...
I'm not encouraging that but men differ.

My point is: No malice should wake up with you guys...

And you think men do not bring up silent treatment or transfer aggression upon their gfs or wives. Come Op, ur threads are always about women. Do u have issues with them?

emusmith:


Silence treatment is bad, young lady. It's in that silence some men remember that side chick who always forgive him and laugh at his every boring joke.
I'm not encouraging that but men differ.

My point is: No malice should wake up with you guys...

If I get you right,whenever a man annoys his wife,she should just draw him close and give him a pat on his back "you've done well my husband". Shout at a man,na trouble, give him silent treament,he will think of some random babe. Selfishness at its peak.

xynerise:

She shouldn't be silent when I ask for my food

Foodee

lertee:

Foodee

. What does it mean?

Correct list

Sophyrocks:
And you think men do not bring up silent treatment or transfer aggression upon their gfs or wives. Come Op, ur threads are always about women. Do u have issues with them?

Is this not a Counter Thread? I'm only countering... I don't have issues with women...Let's say, I have women all around me that I love and cherish, so as a Smart guy, I observe... it's from there I pick one or two things... I love women that's why their topics interest me...I'm no gay!

That number 3 is a definite no no. A wife who fights the neighbours is a silent killer. it is one of the worst things a man can ever experience especially in a rented apartment. Imagine a man coming back from work, very tired only for him to get home and discover that his wife has quarreled with the neighbours again. The worst part is that the fall out will be heaped on the man as the landlord will expect him to control his wife.
A good woman should as much as possible avoid quarrels with neighbours even if she has a misunderstanding with her husband. That is why some men will finish work and be reluctant to go home.

I haven't read your post but you're just an hyprocrite for excluding your mum .

emusmith:


Silence treatment is bad, young lady. It's in that silence some men remember that side chick who always forgive him and laugh at his every boring joke. Most times, the man tries to initiate convo but it seems somebody is still playing hard to get, so insensitive...
I'm not encouraging that but men differ.

My point is: No malice should wake up with you guys...

And then you'll complain she nags too much , what exactly do you men want

elantraceey:
I haven't read your post but you're just an hyprocrite for excluding your mum .

I like that kind of hypocricy.

If you have eyes you'll see where I wrote "Most Women"? tsk tsk!

emusmith:


I like that kind of hypocrisy.

If you have eyes you'll see where I wrote "Most Women"? tsk

So you're saying your mum haven't done at least one of those?

elantraceey:



So you're saying your mum haven't done at least one of those?

That's what you should have asked rather than....You see what I was saying... THEY RUSH INTO CONCLUSION, JUDGING YOU RATHER THAN ASKING FIRST to get clear cut explanations... Now she wants an explanation? SMH

Sophyrocks:
And you think men do not bring up silent treatment or transfer aggression upon their gfs or wives. Come Op, ur threads are always about women. Do u have issues with them?

emusmith:


That's what you should have asked rather than....You see what I was saying... THEY RUSH INTO CONCLUSION, JUDGING YOU RATHER THAN ASKING FIRST to get clear cut explanations... Now she wants an explanation? SMH

Then you would have simply said most women without excluding your mum . smh

elantraceey:



Then you would have simply said most women without excluding your mum . smh

How would the Topic of the thread look like if I followed your "suggestion"?

When I used "most women" I expected reasonable adults to filter my points...
I didn't say "All women"

#deep sigh#

emusmith:


How would the Topic of the thread look like if I followed your "suggestion"?

When I used "most women" I expected reasonable adults to filter my points...
I didn't say "All women"

#deep sigh#

My problem is not with your thread title but the excluding your mum part , you can easily paint other moms childish and stylishly exclude yours when you know she's guilty of at least one .

@ emusmith
if you ask me,na who i go ask?
I don't possess any of the said characteristics
I don't cry for nothing

Janeify:
@ emusmith
if you ask me,na who i go ask?
I don't possess any of the said characteristics
I don't cry for nothing

I trust you...Janeify

No 1 though.
I guess it's a very twisted world...Nigerians actually love to ear bad news.

pocohantas:
No 1 though.
I guess it's a very twisted world...Nigerians actually love to ear bad marital tales.
Even here on NL, when all a woman has to say about her husband is good, they tag you a pretender aka (suffering and smiling).

That's true...So she doesn't really mean it...But it's better not to say anything at all naaa, because the other woman will take it out to her gossip mates and the man would be painted as...

emusmith:


I trust you...Janeify

Thanks for the trust,i appreciate
I'm flattered