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If Facebook Was There In Bible Times by Rhapsodi(m): 2:25pm On Jan 03, 2015
If Facebook was there in bible times, some posts
would be like:
1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a
pillar of salt.. #Shaking!
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai..Miracles
be going down here.. # OMG!
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from
the forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!?
#Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The
view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep
staring at me.. # Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you
kill your own bro.. #RIP Abel.. *Tear Drop*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't
believe I served her father for 14 years just to
get her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me..
#SelfieWithLamb!
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day..
Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling
with 'em bro's.. Them guys are
funny.. #LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages
on WhatsApp He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up
Mahn!
11. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. Iam
going to bring the roof down on this party..
#TurnUp!
12. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal!
#Smh.......
Happy new year All
Re: If Facebook Was There In Bible Times by braintext(m): 2:43pm On Jan 03, 2015
lol ya funny bro

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Re: If Facebook Was There In Bible Times by Edwardhead(m): 11:47pm On Jan 04, 2015
clap for urself

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Re: If Facebook Was There In Bible Times by texanomaly(f): 11:51pm On Jan 04, 2015
Funny cheesy

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