Nt funny. R Ʊ dat jobless dat Ʊ kip lukin @ pplz status.
Jonathan see wot Ʊ av caused.......
Joblessness

Someone is bleeping for ages

Holywizard:
How does it affect the price of condom & tramadol in my school?

. hmmmm . ghost no dey haunt you again?

Hey! Anyone found those Jonathanians?

Happy Sunday nairalanders

Adaobi12:
. hmmmm . ghost no dey haunt you again?

so you believed that?

jaybiz007:
Crazy people on my friend's
WhatsApp list..!!
1. Someone on his status
"Sleeping" since 3 Days!
He's Probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5
days!
Guess he reached Dubai!!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy"
since 1 Month.
Living in Paradise??
4. Someone is always
'Available'. How free
Are you??
5. From first day their status is,
'Heythere!
I'm using WhatsApp' I Know!
That's why you're on my list!
6. Someone writes "urgent calls
only".
Don't get it... Are you in the
police or ambulance service?
7. Someone says, "Can't talk. WhatsApp only".
Dude then throw away your
phone..
You are not using the phone's
Primary function
8. Someone is 'at da movies'
for the
past 6
weeks. Either he owns da
theater or sells popcorn there.
Credit:

https://m.facebook.com/macheso90/posts/559131234158843


Platform: Tosyne2much O.S v5.0 lollipop

Lol

U r very ryt cos I hav a female friend,het status was sleeping for almost four months now,I wonda if she is stil alive

How much is your offering today? Hahahahahaha pls don't lie o!

Is whatsapp the name of a place

Space booked

Not funny at all

First Page mata oooh.... Story for the gods... A.k.A ''Tramadol''

lilmax:
so you believed that?

my dear, wetin we go do na. let's assume its true sha

justynneke:
Nt funny. R Ʊ dat jobless dat Ʊ kip lukin @ pplz status.
Jonathan see wot Ʊ av caused.......
Joblessness

Must u drag polie-ticks into everything?

Adaobi12:
my dear, wetin we go do na. let's assume its true sha

ghost dey knock?

I'm so angry... Don't ask why

lilmax:
ghost dey knock?

. biko ask holywizard.

mifavour:


what's tramadol for pls

some guy use it to enhance power for sex, Ve u ever been drilled for 30 minute continually ?
let ur guy take it, four pill less Dan 30 minute before.......

Holywizard:
How does it affect the price of condom & tramadol in my school?

hahahaha abi hw does it stop u 4rm ur ghost hallucination...Lol hw far wit d ghost thing na

Holywizard:
How does it affect the price of condom & tramadol in my school?

Oga... ur cousin ghost don stop to the torment u?

mifavour:


what's tramadol for pls

Sounds like a date-rape drug to me.

Then again, the dude you quoted has a topic about ghosts n all

so maybe that's his recreational drug of choice responsible for his hallucinations.

DancingSkeleton:
tell me why ghost nor go torment u


yet na potty belle dem still dey get

lol

As funny as the Sahara desert.

NaLaugh:


Sounds like a date-rape drug to me.

Then again, the dude you quoted has a topic about ghosts n all

so maybe that's his recreational drug of choice responsible for his hallucinations.

ha!

mifavour:
lol

Chrisx1x:
Is whatsapp the name of a place

Yes, it is behind okokomaiko i believe.

holatin:
some guy use it to enhance power for sex, Ve u ever been drilled for 30 minute continually ?
let ur guy take it, four pill less Dan 30 minute before.......

4 pill ke? Is either d guy eventually dies or d pussy reaches its elastic limit nd break

Lemon12:
Oga... ur cousin ghost don stop to the torment u?

de tin is real. y shud i post thrash in expense of my bro's death. Last nite it disturbed at an aunt place to de extent dat she started crying like a baby.

Ko kan ayie

Holywizard:
de tin is real. y shud i post thrash in expense of my bro's death. Last nite it disturbed at an aunt place to de extent dat she started crying like a baby.

hahaha ur aunt sef dey tak tramadol?