FACTS ABOUT ENGINEERS:
For engineers every course apart from
engineering is
easy.
An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25
am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.
T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress
and
Maggi is the national food.
A normal person will fix the broken things but
an engineer will first break a thing and then he would
fix it.
An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they
even
can make time machine. However, he just can’t
build a relationship with a girl.
An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is
no
problem, then he will create one and would start
solving it.
An engineer can derive any relation just give them
the final expression.
Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium (TE),
because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.
An engineer's worst nightmare is teacher taking
the class but not taking the attendance.
An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.
An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer
knows this.
An Engineer will never sleep in the night and will
never wake up in the morning. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front
of
his parents.
Never argue with an engineer because arguing
with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek,
you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up
slapping yourself.
No one can speak better English than an
engineer
who is having a bottle of MALT in his hand. No matter how hard girl cries and how loud she
yells,
he just sits there calmly discussing her emotion
in
terms of mathematical logic.
Engineer touches his car more often than his girl.
Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t
fix it
but Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it
doesn’t
have enough features yet! Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a
late
afternoon lab every day for the rest of ur life.
Engineers don’t really get mad when the price of
petrol
goes up, but mad like a hell when there is mistake in
the vector calculation.
Engineer don’t understand things in
mathematics, he
just get used to them.
Engineer can have Doctor title (Dr.) in front of his name,
while Doctor cannot get Engineer title (Er.) in
front of
their names.
The working time for engineer is from morning to
eternity. 5 Years, 120 Subjects, 900 Experiments, 9000
Assignments, 70,000 hours. A normal human
being
CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called
‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’

*yawn* boring next

Not al is tru abt me cos am an engineer as wel

I love ds... Engr ain't easy but with God and determination u must surely excel...