OohMpa:
This is selious matter ooh Mpa has been pondeling on for some time....

Why our Nigelian girls have pot belly?
This has splead everywhere to the point it's become a pandemic

Look left, you see afo beer
Look right, you see pot belle
Look acloss, you see pregnant woman. You touch belle, no baby
Look behind, you see fine big nyash doing sekem sekem, you go front you see plotluding belly

Lesearchers have said about 80% of Nigelian women have belle and are on the verge of getting obese
This is a plobrem for we men because if we mally woman with belle and she becomes plegnant, we'd think it's tliprets inside and we die of high brood plessure

It's become the in thing for women now. Ooh Mpa has even heard them blag about their belle in bathloom

woman 1: Your belly is big, girl. I'm jealous
woman 2: Thanks, yours is not bad as well
woman 1: It is bad, girl. I've been trying to get this belle bigger but I've not been successful
woman 2: What size of belly are you?
woman 1: Size 32.
woman 2: Damn girl, that's small. I'm on 38 now aiming to 40 before ending of the month
woman 1: You see. What's you're secret, girl? cos I've been trying orijin and shawarma and it's not helpful
woman 2: Try Nkwobi and Beer, chilled beer. Sleep from 6 - 6 and always only do missionary. It works for me
woman 1: Wow, will give it a try. Will promise to pass your size when we see again
woman 2: Keep dreaming. *shakes her pot belly from left to right*
woman 1: Work it girl, work it



Men, how should we curb this menace?

ivyy:
Look around you men carry pot bellies around like pregnant women

OohMpa:
This is selious matter ooh Mpa has been pondeling on for some time....

Why our Nigelian girls have pot belly?
This has splead everywhere to the point it's become a pandemic

Look left, you see afo beer
Look right, you see pot belle
Look acloss, you see pregnant woman. You touch belle, no baby
Look behind, you see fine big nyash doing sekem sekem, you go front you see plotluding belly

Lesearchers have said about 80% of Nigelian women have belle and are on the verge of getting obese
This is a plobrem for we men because if we mally woman with belle and she becomes plegnant, we'd think it's tliprets inside and we die of high brood plessure

It's become the in thing for women now. Ooh Mpa has even heard them blag about their belle in bathloom

woman 1: Your belly is big, girl. I'm jealous
woman 2: Thanks, yours is not bad as well
woman 1: It is bad, girl. I've been trying to get this belle bigger but I've not been successful
woman 2: What size of belly are you?
woman 1: Size 32.
woman 2: Damn girl, that's small. I'm on 38 now aiming to 40 before ending of the month
woman 1: You see. What's you're secret, girl? cos I've been trying orijin and shawarma and it's not helpful
woman 2: Try Nkwobi and Beer, chilled beer. Sleep from 6 - 6 and always only do missionary. It works for me
woman 1: Wow, will give it a try. Will promise to pass your size when we see again
woman 2: Keep dreaming. *shakes her pot belly from left to right*
woman 1: Work it girl, work it



Men, how should we curb this mebace?

lefulefu:


na too much of akpu and shawama dey cause am

zeezahbee:
This got me rolling on the floor, I Currently have pot belly

OohMpa:

woman 1: Your belly is big, girl. I'm jealous
woman 2: Thanks, yours is not bad as well
woman 1: It is bad, girl. I've been trying to get this belle bigger but I've not been successful
woman 2: What size of belly are you?
woman 1: Size 32.
woman 2: Damn girl, that's small. I'm on 38 now aiming to 40 before ending of the month
woman 1: You see. What's you're secret, girl? cos I've been trying orijin and shawarma and it's not helpful
woman 2: Try Nkwobi and Beer, chilled beer. Sleep from 6 - 6 and always only do missionary. It works for me
woman 1: Wow, will give it a try. Will promise to pass your size when we see again
woman 2: Keep dreaming. *shakes her pot belly from left to right*
woman 1: Work it girl, work it



Men, how should we curb this menace?