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| Breaking: Patience Jonathan Is 3 Months Pregnant by Sirfizz: 9:41pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
THIS POST IS A SATIRICAL PIECE FROM FNN...ENJOY We have cause to believe that the First Lady of Nigeria – Dame Patience Jonathan has taken in and is 3 moths gone. This news filtered into the thin air when we started making findings on why the First Lady has suddenly become passive i.e. Not making any public appearances, hosting people or even issuing press statements in recent times. FNN got a direct line to her and asked her about the rumors and here is what she said in her own words: “Thank you FNN for ask this august question. I would say that I am a old person and I am matured enough to get pregnant at any time I wished.I have not reached menopause so is between me and my husband, the president if I like, I can have pregnancy and if not, what is their business? I also want to tell people to face their works and mind your business. My husband is already a Father and if I added one more to it, I will be happy on behalf of my husband. FNN is a good people and I am happy that you have come to see for the way it really is.” FNN also went around the capital city to gather more news about the rumor and a few people granted us audience and below is their opinion: Funke: I don’t care if the First lady is pregnant na. What is my own? I have my own problems TJ: The first lady is a woman and can decide how she wants to run her life. If she get belle, correct and if not, all join. Funke: I pray that she decides to send the new born baby to school oh. That’s all I’m going to say The first lady has also been rumored to have registered for maternity at the hospital where the royal baby of England was born pending her delivery date. #ShareAjoke #SatireSeason Wanna see more satire news ?...visit www.fake9janews.com |
| Re: Breaking: Patience Jonathan Is 3 Months Pregnant by iamodenigbo1(m): 10:05pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
I didn't even laugh |
| Re: Breaking: Patience Jonathan Is 3 Months Pregnant by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
you dont know what satire is and even if you were trying to make a joke, guy its so lame. but patience is still an illiterate woman all the same. chai diariss godduoooo |
| Re: Breaking: Patience Jonathan Is 3 Months Pregnant by omenawata(m): 10:48pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
Good for her. The baby will be born in otuoke general hospital. No space in aso rock 1 Like |
| Re: Breaking: Patience Jonathan Is 3 Months Pregnant by guttentag(m): 10:52pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
Wetin she wan born? |
| Re: Breaking: Patience Jonathan Is 3 Months Pregnant by Kratos3364(m): 11:36pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
E b like say na u give am belle eh  |
| Re: Breaking: Patience Jonathan Is 3 Months Pregnant by LORDI(m): 1:39am On Jan 07, 2015 |
Op be carefull,because some people just read head lines alone. |
| Re: Breaking: Patience Jonathan Is 3 Months Pregnant by tit(f): 1:44am On Jan 07, 2015 |
will she born buhari school certificate? 1 Like |
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