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Must Read: The Untainted Maiden (part 3) by bigmosel: 6:32pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
Must Read: The Untainted Maiden (part 3) She entered wearing her casual dress…She dropped on my bed as usual but today as she laid there with her eyes closed all i could see was the most delicious dish ever carefully prepared for my consumption…I carefully bolted my door..Then sat down and ask her if she truly knew why she is really having painful menses…At this point she sat up and was all ears to hear the answer with both hands supporting her chin… I swallowed hard and after much battles with my brains finally blurt out…You are still a virgin thats why….Adding that anyday she lost her virginity that her cervix will open up and the painful menses will disappear… I further told her that the earlier the better… And that i knew the secret to deflowering a virgin without her feeling the pains.. I cooked the story up so well that she perfectly believed every word i said.. Adding that as a matter of fact i want to do it right now to free her from that predicament once and for all.. She obliged but made me promise her that i would love her since am the first man in her life… At this point even if you ask me to disown myself i will do it without giving a second thought to it….All i wanted is getting bleeped damn good and well.. So i quickly told her that am already in love with her before now..That done!..Am now free to go for the kill.....continue reading here www.codedloft.ga http:///1HB1OU |
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