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Must Read: The Untainted Maiden (part 3) by bigmosel: 6:32pm On Jan 09, 2015
Must Read: The Untainted Maiden (part 3)

She entered wearing her casual dress…She dropped on my bed as
usual but today as she laid there with her eyes closed all i could
see was the most delicious dish ever carefully prepared for my
consumption…I carefully bolted my door..Then sat down and ask
her if she truly knew why she is really having painful menses…At
this point she sat up and was all ears to hear the answer with both
hands supporting her chin…
I swallowed hard and after much battles with my brains finally
blurt out…You are still a virgin thats why….Adding that anyday
she lost her virginity that her cervix will open up and the painful
menses will disappear…
I further told her that the earlier the better…
And that i knew the secret to deflowering a virgin without her
feeling the pains..
I cooked the story up so well that she perfectly believed every
word i said..
Adding that as a matter of fact i want to do it right now to free her
from that predicament once and for all..
She obliged but made me promise her that i would love her since
am the first man in her life…
At this point even if you ask me to disown myself i will do it
without giving a second thought to it….All i wanted is getting
bleeped damn good and well..
So i quickly told her that am already in love with her before
now..That done!..Am now free to go for the kill.....continue reading here www.codedloft.ga http:///1HB1OU

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