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50 Avoidable Errors And Mistakes On CV... by Tonyblu(m): 7:03pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
50 Funny errors and mistakes on CV... In your job-search, it's easy to buy into your own delusion that a "funky" resume filled with supposed work-jokes will stand you out from the pack and get you the job faster, or that employers are too busy to notice those tiny errors scattered all over your resume. These 50 resume bloopers are a fraction of what employers find in applicants' resumes; from typographical errors to downright silly statements. Perhaps you'll find a reason to proofread your resume properly before forwarding it to any employer. 50. Experience: "Demonstrated ability in multi-tasting." 49. Objective: "So one of the main things for me is, as the movie 'Jerry McGuire' puts it, 'Show me the money!'" 48. Skills: "I can type without looking at thekeyboard." 47. Qualifications: "Twin sister has accounting degree." 46. Salary desired: "Starting over due to recent bankruptcies. Need large bonus when starting job." 45. Objective: "What I'm looking for in a job: #1) Money #2) Money #3) Money." Click to see more...http://tonyblu2..co.uk/2013/07/50-funny-errors-and-mistakes-on-cv.html Source: http://tonyblu2..co.uk/ |
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