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You Are A Barga If... by Dotwillis1(m): 8:36pm On Jan 09, 2015
..You are a barga! if u think every guy who sent you P.M wants to date you

You are a barga! if your CGPA can't flash mtn to mtn and you are here on NL spotting typos

You are a barga! if your boobs has been pressed more than my phone's keypad, your parents should pay your brideprice

You are a barga! if you reply a guy's long text wit a single alphabet

You are a barga! if you pay 10k for olosho for jst 1 night and u can't even give ur G.f T.fare after spending gud time with her

You are a barga! if na owo alajeseku ur mumsi suffer get , use send u to school and u dey school dey form bigboi dey spend for woman

You are a barga! if you claim to be a big girl and u still dey beg nigga to send u airtime

You are a barga! if all u do is hit ur girl when ur angry while u can't hit ur phone on the wall when it hangs

You are a barga! if yhu bleep 'her' and she didnt scream

You are a barga! if a kiss smiley is enough to make you wet

You are a barga! if you snapping pics with a girl and ur tin dey erect

You are a barga! if u use harmattan as an excuse for not bathing for a week

You are a barga! if you swimming when on period

You are a barga! if you make up a story about bleeping a girl u haven't even shook hands with

grin grin grin grin grin

oya guys letz roll! Add more of 'em bargas!!!!

Don't dull the fun!

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Re: You Are A Barga If... by damseyl(f): 8:45pm On Jan 09, 2015
You are a barga if you r so quick to spot the dirt in someone's life when your life is full of saw dust grin
Re: You Are A Barga If... by Dotwillis1(m): 9:15pm On Jan 09, 2015
damseyl:
You are a barga if you r so quick to spot the dirt in someone's life when your life is full of saw dust grin
uhm grin
Re: You Are A Barga If... by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jan 09, 2015
Dotwillis1:
..You are a barga! if u think every guy who sent you P.M wants to date you

You are a barga! if your CGPA can't flash mtn to mtn and you are here on NL spotting typos

You are a barga! if your boobs has been pressed more than my phone's keypad, your parents should pay your brideprice

You are a barga! if you reply a guy's long text wit a single alphabet

You are a barga! if you pay 10k for olosho for jst 1 night and u can't even give ur G.f T.fare after spending gud time with her

You are a barga! if na owo alajeseku ur mumsi suffer get , use send u to school and u dey school dey form bigboi dey spend for woman

You are a barga! if you claim to be a big girl and u still dey beg nigga to send u airtime

You are a barga! if all u do is hit ur girl when ur angry while u can't hit ur phone on the wall when it hangs

You are a barga! if yhu bleep 'her' and she didnt scream

You are a barga! if a kiss smiley is enough to make you wet

You are a barga! if you snapping pics with a girl and ur tin dey erect

You are a barga! if u use harmattan as an excuse for not bathing for a week

You are a barga! if you swimming when on period

You are a barga! if you make up a story about bleeping a girl u haven't even shook hands with

grin grin grin grin grin

oya guys letz roll! Add more of 'em bargas!!!!

Don't dull the fun!

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Re: You Are A Barga If... by damseyl(f): 9:45pm On Jan 09, 2015
Dotwillis1:
uhm grin
your list are so funny, buh that 3rd one is insulting oo...chai!
Re: You Are A Barga If... by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jan 09, 2015
You're a bagar if you can't was your own Undies...... cheesy
*Dang*
Re: You Are A Barga If... by Dotwillis1(m): 9:50pm On Jan 09, 2015
suxxman:
You're a bagar if you can't was your own Undies...... cheesy
*Dang*
male abi female
Re: You Are A Barga If... by Dotwillis1(m): 9:51pm On Jan 09, 2015
damseyl:
your list are so funny, buh that 3rd one is insulting oo...chai!
lipsrsealed grin
Re: You Are A Barga If... by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jan 09, 2015
Dotwillis1:
male abi female

They know themselves.... cheesy
Re: You Are A Barga If... by Dotwillis1(m): 9:55pm On Jan 09, 2015
suxxman:


They know themselves.... cheesy
ok o grin
Re: You Are A Barga If... by Dotwillis1(m): 9:59pm On Jan 09, 2015
You are a barga! if you still check bible content before u open the book of psalm
Re: You Are A Barga If... by damseyl(f): 7:20am On Jan 10, 2015
Dotwillis1:
You are a barga! if you still check bible content before u open the book of psalm
you r a barga if u cnt recite john 3.16 off hand

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