[color=#000099][/color]*Guys wey dey always brag about
their Hustle...ha, you hustle
reach Judas?That guy sold Jesus.
*Ugly girls are getting married
every Saturday, the pretty ones
will be buying ASO EBI, looking
glamorous in the wedding
pictures,...whoare you waiting
for, Dangote's son?
*Shout out to
all the girls who feel they need
to wash noodles before cooking
it. I respect your Hygiene.
*I bet
Messages from mobile operators
in 2050 will say "DEAR
CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE
PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT
STRUGGLE, SMS "CHILD" TO
12126"
*You are 20 years old
and dating a 52year old man
and you call him your baby, is he
your baby or ancestor??
Somehow, your matter dey
Shiloh.
*One good thing about
been ugly. At least you would be
least considered for rituals. Dem
no dey use JUJU do JUJU na!
*You
dey snap Facebook pictures for
another person Hummer; don't
worry Honey, when thieves go
find you come, dem go nack you
Hammer.
*At the age of 40, you
still dey your Mama House dey
drag Head of fish with your
siblings....Chai! The witch wey
dey your village carry your
picture dey fan herself, Abi na
devil dey dance "SHOKI" with
your destiny??
*You be
housemaid and you dey sing
"I'M THE BOSS" BY RICK ROSS
Mehn you get case for Cele church
*You
are a first class graduate at
40years without any job and
you dey follow Lil Wayne dey
sing "I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES".
My Dear, even the devil is
weeping for you.
*Opportunity
knocks but once, my brother/
sister, If you
hear a 2nd knock, My Brother/My
Sister, check well, na Jehovah
witness....