For our house we dey chop well-well,we dey chop. God don butter our bread, come sugar our tea.He don bless us so much with food sote all the domestic and international animals wey dey our house dey form Mofasa. Make you for take know say I nor dey lie, the rats wey dey our compound dey flex, dem be like bull dog. Our dogs? Dem be like Lion.Our chicken dem nko? Dem be like Kangaroo! All the food wey we eat remain naim dem dey eat. We sef be like puff-puff, our body dey shine, e dey shine pass 60 watts light bulb. If you never still believe me, come visit me for my house for Sekina street. Yes, things don dey better for our area now. Government don put Kolotar for our road, come cover our gutters well-well. No more mosquitoes, but the one wey manage show, for him small mind na London e dey.

Water no be problem for our area again after wetin happen to papa Blessing. If you wan know wetin happen to papa Blessing, you go meet with our tori keeper for naijastories here. The title wey the tori keeper give the tori na “Water Palava”,e get part one and part two. Na for there you go see how man use water take wicked him fellow man, and how water take show man say wetin Fela talk no be lie,say true-true, water nor get enemy.

As things take change sharperly for our korokoro eyes for Sekina street with surprise, na im the thing wey happen, wey I wan talk so, take shock me. If to say na another person e happen to,I for no agree with wetin I hear. But my people, the thing happen to me. I dey shake my head as I dey write so even sef my hand dey follow shake too. Oyinbo go say tremble. My people as ASUU dey strike- we nor kuku know who strike pass between dem and thunder,and PDP dey get new branch wey nor gree, plus Boko Haram wey no gree for our soldier people, na so the rats wey dey for our house too come dey para.

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