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News Broadcast For The Animal Kingdom by Chidexter(m): 7:24pm On Jan 14, 2015
ANIMAL KINGDOM NEWS
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-WE WERE SHORT OF BLOOD LAST YEAR, WE NEED TO ATTACK HUMAN BEINGS MORE THIS YEAR SAYS- GENERAL MOSQUITO

- THE ANIMAL CURRENCY ''NIMA'' HAS SEEN A 10 PERCENT INCREASE IN THE EXCHANGE MARKET.

- MONKEYS IN GHANA MIGRATE TO MALI DUE TO BANANA STRIKE.

- 4 GOATS KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF A YAM.

- THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS CERTIFIED SOAPS AS EATABLE FOOD FOR RATS.

- WE DON'T HAVE EBOLA LET US FLY, BATS IN TOKYO PROTEST AT THE AIRPORT AS THEIR FLIGHTS ARE CANCELLED DUE TO EBOLA SCARE.

- HIS EXCELLENCY IGWE MMUNAFASA LION CONTINUES HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IN SOUTH AFRICA AS ELECTION DRAWS NEAR. DR.TORTOISE HIS FIERCE RIVAL IS ALREADY IN INDIA FOR HIS CAMPAIGN.

- A BIRD CRASH HAS BEEN REPORTED IN KENYA, SOURCES SAY THE BIRD LOST CONTROL WHILE LANDING, I'LL UPDATE YOU AS SOON AS I GET ANY LATEST DEVELOPMENT.
STAY TUNED..........

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