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How To Put An Elephant In A Fridge by Princephelar(m): 10:22am On Jan 16, 2015
A student playing with his teacher's
intelligence
asked thus:
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant
inside the
fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put
it in there. I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside
the
fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put
it in there.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge
take out
the elephant and put it in there
TEACHER: Ooh... ok!
STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party with one animal missing,
which
animal would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course because it
would eat all
the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it's the donkey because it's
still
inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles and
you
want to cross, how would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a
ladder to
cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and
cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday
party.
Re: How To Put An Elephant In A Fridge by Nobody: 6:54pm On Jan 16, 2015
lolzzzzzzz funny student

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Re: How To Put An Elephant In A Fridge by Tymax(m): 7:32pm On Jan 16, 2015
Lwkmd o. grin

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Re: How To Put An Elephant In A Fridge by jbblues24(m): 3:05pm On May 31, 2019
Clean idea. cry

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