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| Baseball Bat. by Farriel(m): 6:19pm On Oct 03, 2005 |
This blew my rocks off... A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." Boy- "I have a baseball." Man- "That's nice." Boy- "Want to buy it?" Man- "No, thanks." Boy- "My dad's outside." Man- "OK, how much?" Boy- "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy- "Dark in here." Man- "Yes, it is." Boy- "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy- "$750." Man- "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again." |
| Re: Baseball Bat. by cushman(m): 6:33pm On Oct 03, 2005 |
 That reminds me of a similar event |
| Re: Baseball Bat. by Scorpio(f): 6:45pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
oh snap, not enough smileys to show how bad i'm laughin |
| Re: Baseball Bat. by casper(m): 8:56pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
SH_T |
| Re: Baseball Bat. by hotangel2(f): 2:48am On Oct 06, 2005 |
haha.. dayum! |
| Re: Baseball Bat. by bagoma(f): 9:52pm On Oct 16, 2005 |
Oh no, not the priest! ha ha ha ha ha  yeh yeh mo gbe o. ha ha |
| Re: Baseball Bat. by PaypalGod(m): 10:00am On Oct 22, 2005 |
Trapped in the closet... Happens to us all at one point or the other in different forms. |
| Re: Baseball Bat. by Trooper(m): 3:10am On Oct 27, 2005 |
Oh sh*t is this one good ! |
| Re: Baseball Bat. by Maneater1(f): 12:28pm On Jan 23, 2007 |
sharp little boy. you can tell he will be a successful business man. |
| Re: Baseball Bat. by lokwe(m): 5:49pm On Jan 23, 2007 |
u can tell the li'l lad is a naija pikin |
| Re: Baseball Bat. by Mystique(f): 10:31am On Jan 24, 2007 |
Oh well,  |
| Re: Baseball Bat. by Oracle(m): 11:05pm On Jul 27, 2007 |
Itz really funny. I think i've read it before |
| Re: Baseball Bat. by rasulua(m): 11:12pm On Jul 27, 2007 |
lmao |
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