Permit me to crack your ribs with these jokes about 'Naija Police'. Let's catch some smiles;
...Nigeria Police And Their Wahala,
1; Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal laptop and keep it in the bag abi, oya, enter motor!
2; The victim committed suicide, but we just arrested the person that killed him!
3; Oga, this your Range Rover Sport Car is fine o. Oya, use it to hit that wall let's see if your airbag is working. Oh, you don't want to use it to hit the wall? Oya, park!!!! I say park before i break your head with my baton.
4; Why is your car not having A/C? You want to use heat to kill yourself. You want to commit suicide. Oga, park well!
5; The picture in your driver's license you carry afro, why do you now carry low cut? Come on, come down.
6; Why do you have fertilizer in your boot? You are growing weed abi. Follow us to station.
7; Your car radio is playing "Ema dami duro" young man, if you want to say something, you better say it directly! - Via anon

O Boy! Lol..na so
Number 5..why u con carry low cut come on come down!..lolzzz chokin
Oya park well!