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What Youths Want, Not #87/ Litre Petrol by Dolypson04(m): 9:38pm On Jan 21, 2015
A friend sent this to me today and I think it is worth sharing. Do you agree with him?
How does the reduction of petrol
from N97 to N87 influence the
sealed decision of we youth?
Reducing the price of La casera,
shawarma and Suya would have
even been better.
If Jonathan want we youths to
vote for him he should;
1. Reduce the subscription of
Blackberry Internet Service to
N200
2. Make sure ATM dispenses as
low as N100 note (not interested
in the new one)
3. Iphone6 is as low as N10,000
4. Even if you don't write exam,
you already have 2.0 minimum
CGPA
5. NTA would change their boring
station tone
6. PDP should change their logo
from umbrella to watermelon or
plantain chips
7. Corpers should be given N70k
per month as allawee (to enable
us save enough for labour market
wahala)
8. Free calls from 4pm till 10pm
9. Make Drivers' License renewal
less stressful
10. Even if na for campaign make
we even get Light for a month
without blink!!!
Is that too much
Re: What Youths Want, Not #87/ Litre Petrol by Joshkid(m): 10:34pm On Jan 21, 2015
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Re: What Youths Want, Not #87/ Litre Petrol by pornstar(m): 10:39pm On Jan 21, 2015
Dolypson04:
A friend sent this to me today and I think it is worth sharing. Do you agree with him?
How does the reduction of petrol
from N97 to N87 influence the
sealed decision of we youth?
Reducing the price of La casera,
shawarma and Suya would have
even been better.
If Jonathan want we youths to
vote for him he should;
1. Reduce the subscription of
Blackberry Internet Service to
N200
2. Make sure ATM dispenses as
low as N100 note (not interested
in the new one)
3. Iphone6 is as low as N10,000
4. Even if you don't write exam,
you already have 2.0 minimum
CGPA
5. NTA would change their boring
station tone
6. PDP should change their logo
from umbrella to watermelon or
plantain chips
7. Corpers should be given N70k
per month as allawee (to enable
us save enough for labour market
wahala)
8. Free calls from 4pm till 10pm
9. Make Drivers' License renewal
less stressful
10. Even if na for campaign make
we even get Light for a month
without blink!!!
Is that too much


Well done u dey copy n paste my topic abi contunu

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