LAUGH WITH ME: A plane was
about to crash and there were only
four parachutes in the plane.
Meanwhile there were five
passengers in it .The first
passenger was Cristiano Ronaldo
and he said: I'm the best footballer,
I cant die now". So he took one
parachute and jumped out of the
plane. The second passenger was
Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the
richest man in Africa and I'm too
young to die". So he took the
second parachute and jumped out
of the plane. The third passenger
was General Buhari and. he said: "
I'm the person with the highest
integrity in Nigeria and I'm about
to win presidency so I can't die
now, my people still need me". So
he took one and jumped out of the
plane.Then the remaining two
passengers left werePope Francis
and a little school girl.The Pope
said to the little girl "take the last
parachute, I'll sacrifice my life for
you".The little girl replied "No need
for that. There are two parachutes
left".The Pope asked "How
come?"The little girl replied;
"General Buhari took my school
bag"

hahah failbuhari

so funny that i forgot to laugh