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Sharp Naija Guy by didisky(m): 8:14pm On Aug 19, 2006 |
[b]Aboard an Italian airline from London, an American turns to his Nigerian co passenger & says hey! Let’s play a fun game, I will ask u a question if u don’t know d answer u give me $5 & vice-versa. The Nigerian is already too tired & just wants to go back 2 sleep, so he politely declines the offer, the yank persists; he now says “ok if I don’t know your question I will pay u $100 the naija guy opens his eyes, but being too tired & not wanting d yank to pester him endlessly agrees 2 play along. D yank asks him how far is d earth from the moon, d Nigerian does not say anything but brings out his wallet & gives d yank $5. Now it is d naija’s turn he goes thus “what goes up a hill on 3 legs & comes down on four legs”. Nna, fear catch d yank. He brings out his laptop searches all his references but he couldn’t find d answer, so he connects a modem to d air phone, he surfs d net, e-mails his co workers – no solution-, finally he turns to d Nigerian & taps him on d shoulder then he humbly gives d naija man $100, d naija guy accepts it and goes back to sleep.dis annoys d yank & he asks him so what’s d answer ?. D naija man simply brings out his wallet & gives d yank a $5 note[/b] |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by lauryn(f): 4:08pm On Aug 20, 2006 |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by Thosyn(m): 5:37pm On Aug 20, 2006 |
Nice job didsky.U're really good and do keep up the good jokes. |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by babadee(m): 8:47pm On Aug 21, 2006 |
and who says naija peeps aint the smartest? |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by tripdizle(m): 7:33pm On Aug 23, 2006 |
niger man go always be niger man.we too much o jarre [color=#000099][/color] |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by Oracle(m): 3:25am On Aug 24, 2006 |
He's really sharp |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by chistiana(f): 2:45pm On Nov 06, 2006 |
nhhhhhhhhh thats kool |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by LOVE4(f): 7:18pm On Nov 08, 2006 |
Lmao, smart ass |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by candylips(m): 2:46pm On Nov 09, 2006 |
that was funny |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by oge4real(f): 5:16pm On Nov 09, 2006 |
so funny |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by candylips(m): 1:53am On Nov 10, 2006 |
yea very funny |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by chaz(m): 12:09pm On Nov 10, 2006 |
men,dat waz a real 9ja guy, an igbo guy 4 sure. ;d |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by candylips(m): 9:46pm On Nov 10, 2006 |
yea most likely ibo |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by robby1(m): 6:05pm On Nov 11, 2006 |
Hey wats ur problem y'll? why attack us because it concerns money? Why act like if u dont like money too? |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by candylips(m): 2:37am On Nov 12, 2006 |
what is your point |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by oge4real(f): 11:09am On Nov 14, 2006 |
candylips:d point is; being igbo doesn't necessarily mean u are a money lover. |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by candylips(m): 11:11pm On Nov 14, 2006 |
yea thats true |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by robby1(m): 10:00pm On Nov 19, 2006 |
thank you jare my brother and sista |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by oge4real(f): 1:26pm On Nov 23, 2006 |
me i no be ya sista ohh |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by robby1(m): 4:07pm On Nov 23, 2006 |
i wasnt referring to u. and besides, u are my sista wheather u like it or notr |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by beelyjay45(m): 6:10pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
men dats d "meanest" joke ve read in a long time u just made my day bro, "trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am" dat shld be d subject of the joke |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by oge4real(f): 11:38am On Nov 29, 2006 |
@ robby, na by force 2 get brother? |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by hotchic1(f): 9:08pm On Apr 10, 2007 |
That was a very nice joke. |
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by candylips(m): 9:02pm On Jun 03, 2007 |
yea it was |
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