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Sharp Naija Guy by didisky(m): 8:14pm On Aug 19, 2006
[b]Aboard an Italian airline from London, an American turns to his Nigerian co passenger & says hey! Let’s play a fun game, I will ask u a question if u don’t know d answer u give me $5 & vice-versa. The Nigerian is already too tired & just wants to go back 2 sleep, so he politely declines the offer, the yank persists; he now says “ok if I don’t know your question
I will pay u $100 the naija guy opens his eyes, but being too
tired & not wanting d yank to pester him endlessly agrees 2

play along. D yank asks him how far is d earth from the moon,

d Nigerian does not say anything but brings out his wallet &

gives d yank $5. Now it is d naija’s turn he goes thus “what

goes up a hill on 3 legs & comes down on four legs”. Nna, fear

catch d yank. He brings out his laptop searches all his

references but he couldn’t find d answer, so he connects a

modem to d air phone, he surfs d net, e-mails his co workers –

no solution-, finally he turns to d Nigerian & taps him on  d

shoulder then he humbly gives d naija man $100, d naija guy

accepts it and goes back to sleep.dis annoys d yank & he

asks him so what’s d answer ?.  D naija man simply brings out

his wallet & gives d yank a $5 note[/b]
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by lauryn(f): 4:08pm On Aug 20, 2006
laugh my friggin lil behind off grin grin
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by Thosyn(m): 5:37pm On Aug 20, 2006
Nice job didsky.U're really good and do keep up the good jokes.
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by babadee(m): 8:47pm On Aug 21, 2006
and who says naija peeps aint the smartest?
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by tripdizle(m): 7:33pm On Aug 23, 2006
niger man go always be niger man.we too much o jarre grin[color=#000099][/color]
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by Oracle(m): 3:25am On Aug 24, 2006
He's really sharp
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by chistiana(f): 2:45pm On Nov 06, 2006
nhhhhhhhhh thats kool
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by LOVE4(f): 7:18pm On Nov 08, 2006
Lmao, smart ass grin
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by candylips(m): 2:46pm On Nov 09, 2006
that was funny grin
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by oge4real(f): 5:16pm On Nov 09, 2006
so funny cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by candylips(m): 1:53am On Nov 10, 2006
yea very funny
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by chaz(m): 12:09pm On Nov 10, 2006
men,dat waz a real 9ja guy, an igbo guy 4 sure. ;d
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by candylips(m): 9:46pm On Nov 10, 2006
yea most likely ibo
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by robby1(m): 6:05pm On Nov 11, 2006
Hey wats ur problem y'll? why attack us because it concerns money? sad
Why act like if u dont like money too? angry
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by candylips(m): 2:37am On Nov 12, 2006
what is your point
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by oge4real(f): 11:09am On Nov 14, 2006
candylips:

what is your point
d point is; being igbo doesn't necessarily mean u are a money lover.
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by candylips(m): 11:11pm On Nov 14, 2006
yea thats true
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by robby1(m): 10:00pm On Nov 19, 2006
thank you jare my brother and sista
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by oge4real(f): 1:26pm On Nov 23, 2006
me i no be ya sista ohh
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by robby1(m): 4:07pm On Nov 23, 2006
i wasnt referring to u. and besides, u are my sista wheather u like it or notr grin
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by beelyjay45(m): 6:10pm On Nov 24, 2006
men dats d "meanest" joke ve read in a long time u just made my day bro, "trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am" dat shld be d subject of the joke grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by oge4real(f): 11:38am On Nov 29, 2006
@ robby, na by force 2 get brother? shocked shocked
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by hotchic1(f): 9:08pm On Apr 10, 2007
That was a very nice joke.
Re: Sharp Naija Guy by candylips(m): 9:02pm On Jun 03, 2007
yea it was

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