Akpos and Ofego were having dinner when suddenly armed robber broke
into their house.

Akpos wanted to run away but he said to himself dat
if he run away, he might be killed so he freeze himself & stood like
an image.

The armed robber ordered for money but they did not have
money, so d armed robber looked at d image, then turned to Akpos'
friend Ofego and said:

Armed Robber: Take a look at such a beautiful image you have in ur
house, but you don't have any money. In fact I'm going to destroy dis
image. sets his gun, points at the image(Akpos) and was about to
shoot.*
Akpos: (screamed out!) Please don't shoot, I am d image of God.

Armed Robber: So here you are, I have been praying to you to give me
job but you don't want to answer my prayer. Today, since i have d
opportunity of seeing you, i will not let u escape. When you get to
hell, explain to them why u did not want to give me a job.
*about to shoot*

Akpos: (screamed out again!) Please, please, I am d image of Akpos. I
don't want to die!


Lwkmd.

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