I stumbled on this on facebook and decided to share it with you to make your day.
Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders Please Read:

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child

and the senators were once a

children.

3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband

dead?)

4. A good mother takes

care of hischildren.(His

children? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before

youwere once a children.

(Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy

for the effort, it is not easy

to carry second in

an international competition

like this one,(addressing

press men after Female

Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).

7. The bombers who born them?

Wasn't it not a woman?

Theywere once a children now

a adult now they are bombing

women and children making

some children a widow.(Is she

a literate?)

8. My heart feels

sorry for these children who

have become widows

for loosing their parents for

one reason or another.

(Lmfao....)

9. We should have

love for our fellowNigerians

irrespective of their

NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)

10.Thank God the Doctors and Nurses

are responding to treatment.

(Doctors and nurses?)

11. I would rather kill myself

instead ofcommitting suicide.

(What's the difference?)

12.Ojukwu is a great man, he died

but his manhood lives on.

(Manhood?)

13. On behalf of

2million, I donate my family.

(Laugh wan tear my belle o)

14. Why will bokharam

bomb last churches on

christmas day, theydon't

have respect for Jesus, they

are a very bad person,infact

I'm a sadder woman right now

and Mr.President ismore

saddest(Sad,sad

der,saddest...)

15. We all have

HIV.( For real? Imagine this... chai chai ... there is GOD ooooooooooooooooo

Really.....your president wifes didn't wented to be goin sch

dis post is insulted 2 d First Lady

Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English "Blunters" to make ur day...
In quote..... Have you seen how u've ended up ridiculing yourself?

Truth24:
Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English "Blunters" to make ur day...
In quote..... Have you seen how u've end up ridiculing yourself?

Mah broda d most straightfoward example of

POT.KETTLE.BLACK

Truth24:
Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English "Blunters" to make ur day...
In quote..... Have you seen how u've end up ridiculing yourself?

Your half-baked brain should tell you it's a typo.... Don't know why some people think with their asshole. Mind you,I typed with my phone and the possibility of making error is high. Go to hell for all I care! He-diot.

Truth24:
Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English "Blunters" to make ur day...
In quote..... Have you seen how u've "end" up ridiculing yourself?

Now take a look at yourself

;DThe way u people have murdered English on this thread...Mmmmmmm.
There is God oo.

Lol! The one that is corrected pesin too is makes mistakes, nd the ones that's not takes corrected is prouding too! Mtcheew. And the ones that is not laff is the saddest ppls. I rested my case! Lol!

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Mah broda d most straightfoward example of

POT.KETTLE.BLACK

Oga o, which one is