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Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders To Make Your Day. by Bobbyjay001(m): 8:00pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
I stumbled on this on facebook and decided to share it with you to make your day. Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders Please Read: 1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine) 2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a children. 3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?) 4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.(His children? Like Seriously?) 5. The people sitting before youwere once a children. (Smh) 6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one,(addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup). 7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? Theywere once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow.(Is she a literate?) 8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. (Lmfao....) 9. We should have love for our fellowNigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd) 10.Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?) 11. I would rather kill myself instead ofcommitting suicide. (What's the difference?) 12.Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?) 13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o) 14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches on christmas day, theydon't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person,infact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr.President ismore saddest(Sad,sad der,saddest...) 15. We all have HIV.( For real? Imagine this... chai chai ... there is GOD ooooooooooooooooo |
Re: Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders To Make Your Day. by marshalcarter: 8:05pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Really.....your president wifes didn't wented to be goin sch |
Re: Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders To Make Your Day. by Tattooboy: 8:41pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
dis post is insulted 2 d First Lady |
Re: Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders To Make Your Day. by Truth24(m): 8:54pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English "Blunters" to make ur day... In quote..... Have you seen how u've ended up ridiculing yourself? |
Re: Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders To Make Your Day. by watchthisposter(m): 5:35pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
Truth24: Mah broda d most straightfoward example of POT.KETTLE.BLACK |
Re: Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders To Make Your Day. by Bobbyjay001(m): 9:57am On Feb 03, 2015 |
Truth24:Your half-baked brain should tell you it's a typo.... Don't know why some people think with their asshole. Mind you,I typed with my phone and the possibility of making error is high. Go to hell for all I care! He-diot. |
Re: Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders To Make Your Day. by Bobbyjay001(m): 10:02am On Feb 03, 2015 |
Truth24:Now take a look at yourself |
Re: Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders To Make Your Day. by EdDave(m): 1:37pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
;DThe way u people have murdered English on this thread...Mmmmmmm. There is God oo. |
Re: Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders To Make Your Day. by ddaammyy(f): 6:16pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Lol! The one that is corrected pesin too is makes mistakes, nd the ones that's not takes corrected is prouding too! Mtcheew. And the ones that is not laff is the saddest ppls. I rested my case! Lol! |
Re: Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders To Make Your Day. by omo17(m): 6:36pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
watchthisposter:Oga o, which one is |
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