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Church Offering by jcflex(m): 8:30pm On Jan 26, 2015
Yesterday, I was sitting in the church, and it was time for offering so the offering basket was passed around.

Despite d Pastor's charge for gud offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it.

Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, then put d N1,000 majestically in the basket and passed it on, then I turned and thank d man seriously for being so generous.

He replied "don't mention my dear, afterall it fell off ur pocket"


WhaaaatAm still crying till now

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