History has been made. Science has
been turned on its head.
Agriculturists have been confounded.
Even some Chickens shed all their
feathers out of sheer shock following
the incident.
All this happened, after 700 Hens at
the famous Otta Farms in Ogun
State laid HARD BOILED EGGS.
Scientists have no idea how on earth
this happened, but some have blamed
this unfathomable phenomenon on the
Harsh Sunlight the country has been
experiencing of late.
This theory was further corroborated
after a Chicken in Sokoto was said to
have laid scrambled eggs, but it
unfortunately died during childbirth.
Otta Farm owner, Gen. Olusegun
Obasanjo has been livid since hearing
the news that his chickens gave birth
to boiled eggs, and has asked the
Nation to pile the blame (as Usual)
on President Goodluck Jonathan.
In an interview with our
correspondent, he said:
“Osone Layer caused my fowl to lay
boiled egg? Osone? What is Osone
Layer? Is Osone layer not cinema?
How did cinema make my fowl to lay
Boil egg, s’ogbo? I say its
Goodluck’s fault! Beeni! (coughs)
Since he take over, only Badluck,
Badluck. No Fuel, Boko Haram, he
doesn’t respect me again, and his
wife, Payshay, always disturbing us
with Rubbish Grammar. Fellow
Nigerians, enough is enough o! We
must fight back o!”
Meanwhile, Lagosians have asked
Fashola to do something about the
sun or they will embark on a 1-week
stay at home strike, While Goodluck
Jonathan has set up a Committee to
confirm if ‘Osone’ is a really Layer
or just a Cinema.