THE CHEMICAL REACTIONS OF THE 2015 ELECTIONS

The chemical reaction between conc. PDP and dil. APC has so far against all odds exhibited all forms of chemical reactions yet refused to attain any form of chemical equilibrium.

The (political) chemical reactions kicked off with the DIRECT COMBINATION REACTION of CPC, ACN and ANPP to form the APC. Not long afterwards, the heat applied to the surroundings became so intense and we started witnessing the DECOMPOSITION REACTION of PDP into mPDP and nPDP.

Ever since then, APC has been sccheming and plotting on how to effect a DISPLACEMENT REACTION at the zenith of power. They decided to use amongst their various reactants, GMB/Osinbajo for their targeted displacement reaction. However, there has been so much REDOX REACTION all along between these parties with PDP (in most of the cases), being the most active donor and so massively exhibiting its high electropositivity by donating so freely several valence electrons, and APC, the happy and ready receptor. Yet, none seem to have attained an octet/stable state. (I still wonder why)

COMBUSTION REACTION also has had her fair share of this chemistry as there have been quite a lot of it witnessed in the campaigns with some northern states and Rivers state very prominent in this reaction.

ACID-BASE (NEUTRALIZATION) REACTION has however been the most outstanding reaction thus far with the various attacks and counter-attacks from the two camps fighting for dominance. I no sabi which camp be the acid and which one be the base shaa oo as none of the two camps has thus far given a sharp result in our LITMUS TEST (though the test continues as we are working so hard to verify).

There has even been the organic aspect of it lately as CATENATION has been occurring between PDP and some less fancied political parties like APGA and Labour Party hence forming long chains of whatever to make them stronger.

LOOOOL.......E no easy o, even for Ezekiel sef. But i see the intrigues and reactions continuing and even getting more volatile till February 14 atleast.

are u a chemist

Not really