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Funny African Proverbs by Nobody: 1:14am On Jan 28, 2015
1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy
the vagina
(Zimbabwe).
2. There's no virgin in a maternity
ward
(Cameroon).
3. A child can play with it's mother's
breasts but
not with the father's testicles (Guinea).
4. A man who marries a beautiful
woman and the
farmer who grows corns by the road
side have the
same problem (Ethiopia) .
5. When you see a woman sitting with
her legs
open, never u tell her to close dem,
b'cos u do not
know her source of fresh air (NIGERIA).
6. He who says that nothing lasts
forever has
never tried Hausa perfume.
7. If the alarm of a china phone
cannot wake you,
forget it, you are dead. [Lagos]
8. The only woman who knows where
her man is
every night is a widow. [Ghana]
Re: Funny African Proverbs by Nobody: 1:21am On Jan 28, 2015
Eating Draw Soup Every Day doesnt Mean That In Future, You Will Be a Great Drawing Artist( Nigeria)

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