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Joke Of The Year... Don't Crack Your Ribs.. by Nobody: 7:48am On Jan 31, 2015 |
A plane was about to crash and there was only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it.the first passenger was CHRISTIANO RONALDO and he said am the best footballer, i can't die now so he took one of the parachute and jumped out of the plane. The second was ALIKO DANGOTE and he said am the richest man in Africa and am too young to die" so he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger was GEN .MUHAMMADU BUHARI ,and he said" am the change Nigeria needs ,so i can't die now,my people needs me , so he took one and jumped out of the plain.then the remaining two passengers left were PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN and a little school girl.the president said to the little girl" take the last parachute ,i will sacrifice my life for you".the little girl replied "no need for that,there are two parachutes left,the president asked ,how come"the little girl replied ,GEN .MUHAMMADU BUHARI took my school bag. |
Re: Joke Of The Year... Don't Crack Your Ribs.. by Nobody: 7:51am On Jan 31, 2015 |
If this topic no hit front page, mods hate me 4 this nairaland I swear.. |
Re: Joke Of The Year... Don't Crack Your Ribs.. by Nobody: 8:23am On Jan 31, 2015 |
Continues story..... After GEJ and the girl had jumped out with the parachutes, it was only the girl that survived because GEJ was clueless as to how to use a parachute. |
Re: Joke Of The Year... Don't Crack Your Ribs.. by mjames: 9:34am On Jan 31, 2015 |
smartshadow: Thank you. Both Buhari and GEJ will not rule this country says Sulaman |
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