A plane was about to crash and there was only four
parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five
passengers in it.the first passenger was CHRISTIANO
RONALDO and he said am the best footballer, i can't die
now so he took one of the parachute and jumped out of
the plane. The second was ALIKO DANGOTE and he said
am the richest man in Africa and am too young to die" so
he took the second parachute and jumped out of the
plane. The third passenger was GEN .MUHAMMADU
BUHARI ,and he said" am the change Nigeria needs ,so i
can't die now,my people needs me , so he took one and
jumped out of the plain.then the remaining two
passengers left were PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE
JONATHAN and a little school girl.the president said to
the little girl" take the last parachute ,i will sacrifice my
life for you".the little girl replied "no need for that,there
are two parachutes left,the president asked ,how
come"the little girl replied ,GEN .MUHAMMADU BUHARI
took my school bag.

If this topic no hit front page, mods hate me 4 this nairaland I swear..

Continues story.....
After GEJ and the girl had jumped out with the parachutes, it was only the girl that survived because GEJ was clueless as to how to use a parachute.

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Continues story.....
After GEJ and the girl had jumped out with the parachutes, it was only the girl that survived because GEJ was clueless as to how to use a parachute.

Thank you. Both Buhari and GEJ will not rule this country says Sulaman