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Hilarious GEJ And Buhari Joke by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in it. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and left. The second who was Aliko Dangote said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and left. The third was President Jonathan and he said: " I'm the smartest president in the world so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and left. Then it was left with Presidential aspirant Muhammadu Burahi, and a little school girl. Then Buhari said to the little girl " take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that "there are two parachutes left. With shock and surprised Buhari asked her: "how come?" The little girl replied: "the Nigerian president took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious GEJ And Buhari Joke by edobor108(m): 7:35pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Hahahahahaha,dat is to show u hw stupid he is |
Re: Hilarious GEJ And Buhari Joke by Nobody: 7:36pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
wow.lol |
Re: Hilarious GEJ And Buhari Joke by akinsadeez(m): 7:39pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
You people are not nice o. is it our president that you people are making jest of like this. Remember Diaris God oooooo 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious GEJ And Buhari Joke by SenatorJames(m): 11:09pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Joke like this that we suppose to just laugh about, but because it contains GEJ and GMB, it will no more be joke to some people. political e- warrior will soon swing into action. |
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