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Proof That Women Are Impossible To Please. by reganvida: 7:04am On Feb 03, 2015
HUSBANDS FOR SALE !
A store that sells husbands has just
opened in Zimbabwe , where a woman
may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of
the men increase as the shopper ascends
the flights. There is, however, a catch ..
You may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go
up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building! So, a woman
goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door
reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love
the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the
Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, and are extremely good
looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled
to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign
reads:
Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, are good looking and help
with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, are gorgeous, help with
the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes
to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor number
4,363,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely
as proof that many women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband
Store. Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!
Please send this to all men for a good
laugh and to all the women who can
handle the truth!
Re: Proof That Women Are Impossible To Please. by ibkgab001: 7:14am On Feb 03, 2015
No woman no cry
Re: Proof That Women Are Impossible To Please. by reganvida: 8:47am On Feb 03, 2015
ibkgab001:
No woman no cry

Gbam!!!

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