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Married At Last! by Nobody: 1:43pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Marriage Sweet ooo Though I am not married yet but VERY SOON I will. MOST LIKELY 2016. Guess what? Am feeling like am in the league already... Today I will share few points I was told about marriage titled: Married At Last! What a title (LOL). 1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her. 2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go. 3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office. 4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face. 5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent. 6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman. 7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again 8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely. 9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other. 10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along. Got over 30 points here but I will continue in my next message Seriously, marriage is good... but you need God , Love and Money!!! *GBAM* 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Married At Last! by MizMyColi(f): 1:45pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
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Re: Married At Last! by veave(f): 1:46pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Re: Married At Last! by elantraceey(f): 1:46pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
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Re: Married At Last! by omgitsthrizzle: 1:47pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
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Re: Married At Last! by Nobody: 1:56pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
*walk outta thread smh for op. |
Re: Married At Last! by Qmab: 2:41pm On Feb 03, 2015 |
Nice collections. I like it. |
Re: Married At Last! by Nobody: 12:31pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
VOTE WISELY |
Re: Married At Last! by Nobody: 1:02pm On Sep 02, 2015 |
marriage is for Men |
Re: Married At Last! by Oxytocin(m): 1:55pm On Sep 02, 2015 |
prettythicksme: MizMyColi: elantraceey:Wetin the OP do for una nau.??..... Thumbs up jare..OP 1 Like |
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