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Married At Last! by Nobody: 1:43pm On Feb 03, 2015
Marriage Sweet ooo

Though I am not married yet
but VERY SOON I will.

MOST LIKELY 2016.



Guess what?

Am feeling like am in the league
already...

Today I will share few points I was
told about marriage titled: Married At Last!

What a title (LOL).

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and
she never asked you if you’re saving or investing,
and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you,
some could be a good mother to your children but if
you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your
children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to
the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days,
we had farm-lands where they worked every morning
. . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house,
don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile
on your wife’s face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your
wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for
her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and
bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking
even when all has been spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her
body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her
heart and that means you may be in trouble living
with a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a
bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon
be single again

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many
children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests,
there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace
your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother
could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays,
but remember, the closet thing we did there was to
embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making
more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never
knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that
woman that stood by you all along.

Got over 30 points here but I will continue
in my next message

Seriously, marriage is good...
but you need God , Love and Money!!!

*GBAM*

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Re: Married At Last! by MizMyColi(f): 1:45pm On Feb 03, 2015
@Admin, please could we get an e-slap button ASAPangry
Re: Married At Last! by veave(f): 1:46pm On Feb 03, 2015
kiss kiss kiss
Re: Married At Last! by elantraceey(f): 1:46pm On Feb 03, 2015
MizMyColi:
@Admin, please could we get an e-slap button ASAPangry


Seconded angry

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Re: Married At Last! by omgitsthrizzle: 1:47pm On Feb 03, 2015
Re: Married At Last! by Nobody: 1:56pm On Feb 03, 2015
undecided*walk outta thread smh for op.
Re: Married At Last! by Qmab: 2:41pm On Feb 03, 2015
Nice collections. I like it.
Re: Married At Last! by Nobody: 12:31pm On Feb 06, 2015
VOTE WISELY
Re: Married At Last! by Nobody: 1:02pm On Sep 02, 2015
marriage is for Men
Re: Married At Last! by Oxytocin(m): 1:55pm On Sep 02, 2015
prettythicksme:
undecided*walk outta thread smh for op.
MizMyColi:
@Admin, please could we get an e-slap button ASAPangry
elantraceey:

Seconded angry
Wetin the OP do for una nau.??.....
Thumbs up jare..OP cool

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Lol......this Is Very Funny / Photo : Who Among This Two Is In A More Precarious Situation??? / Women And Money!

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