[I] Most young Nigerian students cheat at least once in their high school career and t's so funny students behave in ways that are inconsistent with their stated beliefs

Almost everybody does it or must have done it at one point in time and I know many hypocrites involved in such act will storm on this thread and start spewing gilbberish.



Let's examine each one of these students

Note: I am not guilty of any of the stated points. I am actually allergic to masquerade carrying before those hypocrites mouth thrash me. Just joking anyway


Oooowkay lemme keep the balling rolling

Categories Of Students That Carry Expo In The University/Polytechnic

1. The Ones Who Are Addicted To It [/b]
The syndrome of masquerade carrying has been running through their veins since the time of Soddom and Gommarah. Even if battalion of soldier are deployed to invigilate, they will still carry the expo expertly

2. The Lazy Students
Cheating offers an easy way out no doubt. They don't bother studying hard and doing all those term papers when they can just manipulate things and prevail.. Hehehe They are desperate to pass and are lazy when it comes to reading, they start reading few hours into the exam hall. Since they know they can't meet up, they resort to smuggle a piece of paper into their pocket

3. The Olodos
They are not really lazy students, they are just educationally handicapped. No matter how hard they prepare an the exam they would still mess up in the hall. Therefore carrying expo will be the only way out.

4. The Brilliant Students
Funny ryt ? Carrying of expo does not only revolve around Olodos and lazy students, it also revolve around some brilliant students just that people don't seem to notice this because they are doing fine in their academics. They also get involved in the act especially when a course seems to be terribly difficult to understand or cram

5. The entertainers
They don't like studying at all. They like watching movies, football, clubbing, partying and chasing babes up and down till exam come knocking at the door.

6. The S. U
They are the least expected when it comes to carrying expo but they carry it. They carry it under the cover of S.U. The might hide their expo inside their hijab without anybody noticing

7. Those Who Carry Expo in case what they read doesn't Come out
They are actually not doing bad in their academics and they are not olodo. They are always well prepared for exams and will support it with expo to be on a safer side in case what they read doesn't come out

8. The Confused Ones
I could vividly remember when writing an exam, a dude was using expo and was still disturb me to teach him and I was like WTF !!!! Confusion was written over his face. If given the chance he would even copy my name and matric number

8. The Copy Copy
The ones carry expo because others are carrying it and it's working for them

Oooyah let forming begin

Writer: Tosyne2much

Source : tosyne2much..com

Brilliant write up Tosyne.. I congratulate myself in advance for being the first to comment on a FP thread

waooooooo.

nice one

so tell us op which category do you belong

Hehe correct

i was here!!!

i was here!!! ;Di was here!!!

"educationally handicapped" lol

Some copy copy are very bad o. Some will copy your original answers, your errors, your corrections and your new answers. They are just annoying... They might still first you to submit.

funny nairalanders, i neva meant to insult toysn2much neida did i mean to corekt ur blunders whatsoeva. bt wen tins turns out to b d oda way round now what do i do?

Lol, So on point.
Btw, op which category do you belong to? It takes one to know one, you know.

henrylowe:
Brilliant write up Tosyne.. I congratulate myself in advance for being the first to comment on a FP thread

For ur bleeping mind

kaybiel2u:
With Your Write Ups One Will Know You Went To Higher Institution. Chai Oga O

calm down bro... Do you think it is easy ?

I correct spelling errors and grammatical blunders immediately after dropping all my threads.. I don't do copy and paste so there will definitely be errors when scribbling things straight from ya head.. Hehehehe .

Well I no go lie sha, I carried bullets....but that is to back me up [No. 7 (a)].

tosyne2much:
calm down bro... Do you think it is easy ?

I correct spelling errors and grammatical blunders after posting the thread.. You know there definitely be errors when writing things frm ya head.. Besides na my padi phone I dey use type am sef... If you see the fone sef, you go shake your head pitifully

Gud Work Bro.

that awkward moment when you are forming good boy as per saint and Wetin you read no commot and your sharp guys are asking for extra sheets.....you'll just be there eating your pen, looking at the invigilator, takin deep breaths, hitting your head and asking God why

in indonesia where I schooled...
Expo was never an item thruawt my stay..

D

Modified

Hardwork pays

none of my biz.


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This remind me of my secondary School days, One of my Classmates called "ALOMO" can never do without Expo , this is the way he always do his own,
Assuming we have 2 exams in a day,Let's say Yoruba and Integrated Science, after the first Exam, He will take the Question paper of the first Exam ,and use pencil to write the next paper EXPO very tiny on it, Now whenever we are set for the 2nd Exam, He will just put the new question paper inside his locker and lock it up, he will now bring out the first question paper and start asking people beside him that "Please is this one out"

I have a dream that one day,i shall be the first to comment!!!

I don't carry expo
I carry eegun.

only my Yorubas will understand dat

Chaiiiiii diaris God ooooooh.. Lalasticlala no even let me correct my errors b4 he move am go FP

** Cocks my gun**

Very funny analysis!!!

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OP e be like say u carry expo wella for school if not how u take know all these #TeamNoExam #TeamFirstclass

TrueTalk

BTW... 24th to Comment... as long as I'm on front page with the op...

chai OP, your head is there

Lol

There are some that carry expo incase they 4get a point... Theirs is to remember d point, they will explain everytin on it...

Lol...tosyne again?..aah..no doubt.....wel it's wisely compiled sa..nt guilty of any though...

Funny

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That your number 6.

The S. U
They are the least expected when it comes to carrying expo but they carry it. They carry it under the cover of S.U. The might hide their expo inside their hijab without anybody noticing

I beg to disagree a bit because those that would carry it would tend to act as an SU but aren't an SU.

Someone that acts is different from someone that is an SU

Next,.i dey expect counter thread too sha