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Love In The Beach by mascotbest(f): 6:33pm On Feb 04, 2015
A policeman sent his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to

the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife.
* No darling, we can’t do it here, our kid is watching us.
* You are right, lets go to the beach.

After a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman walks in on them.

* Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public.
* You are right - said the husband - but I had a moment of weakness. We didn’t see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.
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