• U dey carry ur girlfriend go
club, after u marry her finish u
want stop her frm goin to club.
My broda u think say miracle fit
happen?
• Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich
man u say she b gold digger, bt
ur
sister do d same to anoda guy,
u giv testimony for Church
saying
na grace of God. Bros park
well
• Your babe get F9 parallel for
WAEC, she still dey ask for
Brazilian Hair of #150.000 .
Abeg Were she wan fix am?,
ontop that coconut head?
• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch
marks scattered all ova ur body
yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my
friend u be zebra?
• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high
heeled
shoe...shey u wan whisper to
God?
• U dey snap inside different
type of cars yet u expect ur
man to believe u are not
cheating.
.aunty, u be
mechanic?
• U gather different gals picture
for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal
to believe u are not cheatin..
uncle, u be photographer?
• He gave u an engagement
ring for over five years, he
never
marry u, my dear u be lord of d
rings?
•you dey pay your babe wey dey
university school fees and yet u
never write JAMB,u be
scholarship
board?
•U are 18yrs and ur sugar
daddy is
70yrs old and u stil dey call him
BABY, my sister he should be ur
ANCESTOR.
•Your babe is licking ice
cream...u're drinking pure
water...pls guy Are u diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice and
stew,
but u come vomit fufu and
egwusi
[b]
• U dey carry ur girlfriend go
club, after u marry her finish u
want stop her frm goin to club.
My broda u think say miracle fit
happen?
• Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich
man u say she b gold digger, bt
ur
sister do d same to anoda guy,
u giv testimony for Church
saying
na grace of God. Bros park
well
• Your babe get F9 parallel for
WAEC, she still dey ask for
Brazilian Hair of #150.000 .
Abeg Were she wan fix am?,
ontop that coconut head?
• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch
marks scattered all ova ur body
yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my
friend u be zebra?
• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high
heeled
shoe...shey u wan whisper to
God?
• U dey snap inside different
type of cars yet u expect ur
man to believe u are not
cheating.
.aunty, u be
mechanic?
• U gather different gals picture
for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal
to believe u are not cheatin..
uncle, u be photographer?
• He gave u an engagement
ring for over five years, he
never
marry u, my dear u be lord of d
rings?
•you dey pay your babe wey dey
university school fees and yet u
never write JAMB,u be
scholarship
board?
•U are 18yrs and ur sugar
daddy is
70yrs old and u stil dey call him
BABY, my sister he should be ur
ANCESTOR.
•Your babe is licking ice
cream...u're drinking pure
water...pls guy Are u diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice and
stew,
but u come vomit fufu and
egwusi
[/b]
• U dey carry ur girlfriend go
club, after u marry her finish u
want stop her frm goin to club.
My broda u think say miracle fit
happen?
• Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich
man u say she b gold digger, bt
ur
sister do d same to anoda guy,
u giv testimony for Church
saying
na grace of God. Bros park
well
• Your babe get F9 parallel for
WAEC, she still dey ask for
Brazilian Hair of #150.000 .
Abeg Were she wan fix am?,
ontop that coconut head?
• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch
marks scattered all ova ur body
yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my
friend u be zebra?
• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high
heeled
shoe...shey u wan whisper to
God?
• U dey snap inside different
type of cars yet u expect ur
man to believe u are not
cheating.
.aunty, u be
mechanic?
• U gather different gals picture
for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal
to believe u are not cheatin..
uncle, u be photographer?
• He gave u an engagement
ring for over five years, he
never
marry u, my dear u be lord of d
rings?
•you dey pay your babe wey dey
university school fees and yet u
never write JAMB,u be
scholarship
board?
•U are 18yrs and ur sugar
daddy is
70yrs old and u stil dey call him
BABY, my sister he should be ur
ANCESTOR.
•Your babe is licking ice
cream...u're drinking pure
water...pls guy Are u diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice and
stew,
but u come vomit fufu and
egwusi