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Romantic Jesus by mumumugu(m): 5:39pm On Feb 06, 2015
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1.The Three Days Rule


Theoretical Origin:Jesus invented the three days rule by waiting three days between his death and resurrection. According to Barney, "If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..

Brocode
Re: Romantic Jesus by K9blunt(f): 5:42pm On Feb 06, 2015
Let me book space and see if something meaningfull will come out of this

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Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 5:43pm On Feb 06, 2015
See hw ppo dey take get badluck for dis life
Re: Romantic Jesus by PussySandie(f): 5:43pm On Feb 06, 2015
Pls summarize undecided.......I only read the last line...
Re: Romantic Jesus by iamodenigbo1(m): 5:49pm On Feb 06, 2015
ok today is Friday
Re: Romantic Jesus by demelza: 5:57pm On Feb 06, 2015
Op come and explain your thread.

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Re: Romantic Jesus by damseyl(f): 6:03pm On Feb 06, 2015
Mumu indeed
Re: Romantic Jesus by pinkycute(f): 6:17pm On Feb 06, 2015
The Op is high on weak weed grin meaningless thread tongue
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 6:20pm On Feb 06, 2015
lwkm! grin. life is not fair to everyone

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Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 6:21pm On Feb 06, 2015
pinkycute:
The Op is high on weak weed grin meaningless thread tongue
hi babe,can i get your nokia needle? grin
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 6:23pm On Feb 06, 2015
K9blunt:
Let me book space and see if something meaningfull will come out of this
can any thing good come out from a mugu? grin
Re: Romantic Jesus by pinkycute(f): 6:24pm On Feb 06, 2015
grin Yea))) for sure tongue


When are you coming for it

OGAofBOSS:
hi babe,can i get your nokia needle? grin
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 6:26pm On Feb 06, 2015
pinkycute:
grin Yea))) for sure tongue


When are you coming for it

the day super eagles win world cup grin
Re: Romantic Jesus by pinkycute(f): 6:32pm On Feb 06, 2015
OK oooooo lipsrsealed I will be waiting wink


grin

OGAofBOSS:
the day super eagles win world cup grin
Re: Romantic Jesus by naijaboiy: 6:36pm On Feb 06, 2015
No wonder wet weed is scarce these days

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Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 6:36pm On Feb 06, 2015
pinkycute:
OK oooooo lipsrsealed I will be waiting wink


grin

wink
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 6:50pm On Feb 06, 2015
Op you need medical check
Re: Romantic Jesus by DeeBoiyy: 6:54pm On Feb 06, 2015
naijaboiy:
No wonder wet weed is scarce these days
shocked so you follow notice am? grin grin

the weed most of the thread creaters dey use strong o grin
the highness can take one to heaven fah cheesy
Re: Romantic Jesus by mytime24(f): 6:59pm On Feb 06, 2015
Op dat tin u're takiN is nt gud 4u
Re: Romantic Jesus by naijaboiy: 7:04pm On Feb 06, 2015
DeeBoiyy:
shocked so you follow notice am? grin grin

the weed most of the thread creators dey use strong o grin
the highness can take one to heaven fah cheesy
grin
Re: Romantic Jesus by Jeromejnr(m): 7:07pm On Feb 06, 2015
Na wa. Dis guy drank a whole carton if Orijin.
Re: Romantic Jesus by Nobody: 7:52pm On Feb 06, 2015
I dunno wats takin Seun and mods so long to build Nairaland psychiatric hospital.
Re: Romantic Jesus by agoadiv(m): 9:10pm On Feb 06, 2015
Cutehector4u:
See hw ppo dey take get badluck for dis life
ur so right...playing with their damn future
Re: Romantic Jesus by agoadiv(m): 9:15pm On Feb 06, 2015
OGAofBOSS:
can any thing good come out from a mugu? grin
gringrin
Re: Romantic Jesus by agoadiv(m): 9:16pm On Feb 06, 2015
DeeBoiyy:
shocked so you follow notice am? grin grin

the weed most of the thread creaters dey use strong o grin
the highness can take one to heaven fah cheesy
cheesycheesycheesy
Re: Romantic Jesus by agoadiv(m): 9:19pm On Feb 06, 2015
mytime24:
Op dat tin u're takiN is nt gud 4u
u know in de absence of wet weed bois switch to dried cow dung..dat one after taking it there's no two ways u must hear a VOICE n get inspirations

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