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Ibadan Defend Ur City!!!! by Nobody: 5:36pm On Feb 12, 2015
Only Ibadan girls use Fire Extinguisher to put off the Firewood after cooking.

When some Ibadan people yawn, LAWMA trucks feel jealous.

After use, Ibadan girls wash their STRAW and keep it for the next outing.

It is only in an Ibadan Fast Food that you'll see "Meatpie N120" and "Meatpie (with Gen) N1500".

Ibadan girls can still ask someone in a BBM group "Are you on BBM?".

A typical Ibadan Man sprays all his money at a party and treks home.

Ibadan girls still think I-pad is a PAD used to stop Menstrual Flow.

Ibadan Girls know more INCANTATIONS than BIBLE VERSES.

The world can not end tomorrow because Ibadan girls still use spoon to drink 'Viju milk'
Re: Ibadan Defend Ur City!!!! by richol(m): 5:42pm On Feb 12, 2015
they think they can cut down a tree by spraying axe deodorant grin
Re: Ibadan Defend Ur City!!!! by Trinxie(f): 5:42pm On Feb 12, 2015
Han han! ogbeni...even as a Joke, this one is serious...all that stuff is not realistic. Have not seen any of my friends do that, neither have I...and am from Ibadan...maybe u've seen someone do that...buh as a Joke its kinda funny tho.

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