Based on the not too recent story of Patoranking and my recent experience I have been inspired to dedicate a topic to our unwanted friend, "Running stomach aka PURGE". It was a lovely sunday when I sat in church enjoying the service when I began to feel uneasy n restless. My stomach began to growl n then rumble like a thousand clouds n dats when I knew it was about to rain in my pants soon. So quickly I culdnt wait for service anymore I n ma sis headed for a bustop to take a bus cos our house is closeby. On boarding a bus d devil decided to plan me further by making dis bus not only slow but full of ALONG passengers not to mention unwarranted goslows n me dey die for inside... Sweat begin flow n I felt like faruq u had a bomb in him cos I was about to explode. Close to our junction I couldn't wait so I allighted quickly leavin my sis n decided it'll be faster n less embarassing if d tin happen as I dey waka go house... To cut long story short , there was an outpouring of Lavashious sh*t @ d gate of my compond n I found out on dat i arrived 2mins to my house before my sis dat was on a bus... It seems nuh b only Holy spirit fit make Elijah waka faster than Chariot... I know this is embarassing but I'll love to hear yours tOo.

Mek I sfread my mat por here.

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I had my own fair share when I was in year one in the early 90s, it was a very pathetic situation. It actually gave me the warning which I ignored thinking I would be able to manage till closing time, I was tempted during break time and I went to the rest room but couldn't use cos I aint a fan of public facilities which still affects me up till nw.
To cut the long story short, when the pressure was unbearable 10mins to closing time, I jes took my bag without even notifying the teacher in class then and dashed out like a mad man running towards the school gate, by then the teacher was shocked and asked some huge boys in my class then to go bundle me back, if I hear say dem meet me, me wey be say na only me know wetin dey chase me! Nobody told me when I dashed enter one bush close to the school gate and eased myself of the devil, I soiled my pants, socks and school bag with shit though, it was a very crazy experiece peeps!

Mine happened in south east london. Was on my way home in a red bus going from peckam towards thamesmead. Na so dis thing hold me 4 bus o.I needed 2 use tge toilet asap. I had to press d bell so that the driver would stop at the next bus stop. When I got down from the bus...oh boi. I looked round...its more of a residential area but I know no white man or woman would open there house 4me to use there toilet.
I sighted one burial ground..Na so I move towards d place o..saw one corner and i balanced there to offload
As I was about finishing..I saw one white lady walking towards where I dey. I quickly got up to clean and buckle my belt but she had already seen me.
She ws jst yelling at me..''I am gonna call the cops..dont u have respect 4 d dead''. I yelled back at her..call the cops..I was pressed. Dats d best option i had...4 my mind ''I jst dey think she think say I send am..na person una wan embarass dem dey find but on dis matter I don do am..I don do am already.

Chai!!! See wetin shit don turn e na to! As for me, am an alien n i don't get pressed.

When a suryr in my team was eatg moringa seed n I begged fr it. Few minutes after eatg it I started purgg to d extent of small dropped on my pants