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Dr. Damages Show Where Pres. Jonathan Explained Why Stealing Is Not Corruption by lagosapple: 11:18pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
Here are some stories making headline news across Nigeria this week. 1. Another poll delay will amount to a coup – Buhari. What are you talking about? Another? This one is a coup. Another will be a war. 2. I will hand over if I lose, says President Jonathan. Before nko? If you lose what other options do you have? Stay in the boy’s quarter? 3. APC Full Of Toronto Certificate Holders – Sambo. I told you, this man should speak more. He knows where to put the knife. 4. All known Boko Haram camps will be 'taken out' in six weeks- NSA. Mr. Dasuki, does that include the ones inside Jonathan’s government? 5. Jonathan can’t win 10 states —APGA chief. Shhhhhhhhhhhh! My friend, don’t frighten him else he postpones the election one more time. 6. Accept postponement of elections in good faith, Jonathan tells Nigerians. Sir, we accepted your PhD in good faith. See where it left us. 7. US Secretary of State, John Kerry disappointed with Nigeria's decision. He threatens to stop buying Nigeria's oil. Oops. 8. It’s an insult on the military to question Buhari’s certificate — Gen. Akinrinade. Oh, yeah! Listen to Fayose talk to a general at Spotless Hotel. 9. I do 60 press-ups daily even at 74 –Victor Uwaifo. Ok, rub it in, Mr. Uwaifo. Rub it in. Do you want Doyin Okupe to kill himself? Finally, President Jonathan explains why stealing is not corruption. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n05LrkFrGQc |
Re: Dr. Damages Show Where Pres. Jonathan Explained Why Stealing Is Not Corruption by ephemm(m): 11:24pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
Naija got talents. too many comics |
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