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| Nigeria Our Country Hahahaha by Nobody: 12:21pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
I love Nigeria my country so much; it is the only country with the most amazing things in the world. A country of unspeakable wonders; • Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge • Where ladies don’t accept flowers for valentine or birthday. • Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say “notin dey happen guy” • Where a blind beggar will reject a fake nairanote. • Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS. • Where parents claim they were always first position in school. • Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A ‘DRIVER’s LICENCE’ • Where government officials don’t know the national anthem. • Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options when stuck in traffic. • Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions. • Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus! • Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your Pin code n charger. • Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are. • Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems. • Where rich men must have pot belly. • WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW. • Where generator is a social amenity. • Where people dey collect change for beggarhand. • Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr’dre slippers • Where the man who had no shoes is the president. •Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!! Ahhh! Naija for Life jare! Dont't forget to Like and Share this post! Add yours!!!!! |
| Re: Nigeria Our Country Hahahaha by zuberu386(m): 12:30pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Partners Needed................. I am a watermelon farmer. i run an irrigation farmland at ogun state and i need a partner to run it together with. The land has being paid for, the irrigation facility is also paid for and has being cultivated. Which has cost to #75,000. I need a partner to make provision for weeded, fertilizing and we monitor together which is expected to cost him about #45,000. As am presently unable to finance the project again. we will both share the proceed equally 50:50. interested persons should contact me through- segunmail3860@gmail.com or call - 07054274657.
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