SUICIDE ATTEMPT

Emeka’s father’s tenant came into the room and saw Emeka trying to commit suicide. The following conversation ensued:
Tenant: Emeka! Wetin you de do so?
Emeka:I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless!
Tenant: That one no good now, but why you come tie de rope for your waist?
Emeka: Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie de rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE!

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UP NEPA

Wikipedia : I know everything.
Google : I have everything.
Facebook : I know everybody.
Internet : Without me, you are all nothing.
NEPA[IKEDC]: Keep talking …we shall see.
NEPA disappointing since 1960

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A LADY'S AND A GUY'S INBOX DIFFERENCE

A LADY'S INBOX:
1.I love you dear (Bello)
2.Can I take you out tonight? (Bassey)
3.I always feel bad when I see you with another man (Okoye)
4. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5.Darling, have you seen d credit I sent you?(Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for you to be by my side (Evans)
7.Consider it done (Senator)
8.Baby, check your account balance and call me back (Chairman)
A GUY'S INBOX:
1.Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2.Hey dude, give me a break! I told you am married (Jane)
3.Don't dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)
4.Am warning you, let this month not be a story telling event like the last 3 months (Landlord)
5.Brother am still expecting d money for the NECO form (Junior brother)
6.My pikin, you dey? Abeg send chop money quick, hunger wan finish us here o (Mama)
7. I dey hospital, please send d N120,000 quick quick for d appendix operation or you can keep and use it for my burial (Papa)
8.I have not seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour's daughter)
How true are this statement?

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EMAIL PAST WORLD

Anybody that can really help me with my email past world would be handsomely appreciated,you don't have to be Merlin to know the past world.Laughing in mixed language.

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WORKAHOLIC

One day, a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building when a man came running into his office and shouted,"John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building".
The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his office window. While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor, he remembered he does not have a daughter named Anna.
When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet.
When he was about to hit the ground, he remembered he was not John! This is what stress does.
Important!
Take things easy and relax as much as you can. It is not all about work! Work! Work! Work

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BRAVERY DURING WORLD WAR 1

A man was telling some of his war stories to his grandchildren.
"When the World War I was on the verge of end, I was awarded for my bravery for I had saved a group of my men." He coughed and then added, "When we were fighting in northern France, an enemy soldier threw a grenade at us. Before it could explode, I picked it up and threw it away. For my act of bravery, right before the war ended, A General gave me a sword engraved with the words "Awarded for Display of Bravery and Heroism in World War 1"."
Hearing this, one of the grandson spoke up. "Grandpa, this is not a true story. It can"t be true!"
The truth is that it was not. How did the grand children know it?

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