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Just Imagine If This Was What Happened In The Bible by ANIEXTY(m): 9:08am On Feb 18, 2015
When JESUS was 12 years old, HIS parent took HIM to the passover feast at Jerusalem and after the feast ended, they were returning to their city but little did they know that JESUS was left behine. After a day's journey they discovered that JESUS was not with them, so they made another journey back to Jerusalem looking for HIM and after three days they found him in the temple sitting among teachers.
MOTHER: son, why have you treated us so ? Your father and i have been looking for you.

JESUS:did you not know that i must be in my Father's house ?

Imagine if JESUS's parents were tipical Nigerians (e.g yoruba)
what do you think would have happened after all their sufering, and when they found HIM

And if you were to be HIS father or mother (a Nigerian)
what would you have done [color=#990000][/color][b][/b]
Re: Just Imagine If This Was What Happened In The Bible by eyeview: 9:31am On Feb 18, 2015
If it were to be yoruba parents,they will leave the child and start raining abuses on the teachers for being adults and yet not caring about where his parents were. They'll call them all sorts of names like ritualists,kidnappers,etc before hurrieldy taking their boy away.

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Re: Just Imagine If This Was What Happened In The Bible by Adeola29(f): 4:19pm On Feb 19, 2015
eyeview:
If it were to be yoruba parents,they will leave the child and start raining abuses on the teachers for being adults and yet not caring about where his parents were. They'll call them all sorts of names like ritualists,kidnappers,etc before hurrieldy taking their boy away.

For where!!!
The father will finally confirm that the boy is a bastard ni o
And he will leave the boy to the mother ni o.
You haven't seen anything.
Re: Just Imagine If This Was What Happened In The Bible by VkEks69: 7:29pm On Feb 27, 2015
why suppose..

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