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Lolzzz, Joke Of The Day by Shegman22(m): 1:29pm On Feb 18, 2015
Like criosly, two days ago precisely i went to
a coded restuarant for a quick lunch, sitting at
the next table was dis pwetty lady and one
guy was eating too.
Not too long a waiter came with their bill, the
lady assked how much and the waiter replied
#13,500.The lady then opened her purse and
gave the waiter #15,000 telling him to keep
the change.
My mouth was wide open and my two naked
eyes popped out, after the waiter had left, the
guy asked "Baby, why didn't you allow me to
take care of the bill"? It was then the lady said
something that really impressed me, she
actually told the guy, she's not after his
money, that the only thing she needs from him
is his love, care and attention.i nearly fainted,
are there ladies like these in federal Republic
of Nigeria It was then i heard the movie
director's voice "cut, cut, cut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shouted "Okayyyyyyy, so na home video una
they shoot, no wonder...

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