A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken
dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about
to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm
afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that
police officer who is sitting at the next table is a
regular customer of ours and he usually orders the
same dish.
The problem is, this is the last chicken in the
house.
I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and
arrange for another dish for you!"
The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up
his
food. The waiter walks over to the other table and
explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes
later the officer walks over to the man's table and
says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken
you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever
you
do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull
out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You
break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"
The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks
his
middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and
licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends
over and says, "Go ahead!"

Lols.

Smart move.

be polite do work...