A Yoruba boy who was dating an Igbo girl whose
name was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum
when he takes her home that her name was Bisi.
He told her his mum had a phobia for non-Yoruba
people and would never accept her once she
knows
she is an Igbo girl. She did as he instructed on
sighting the boyfriend’s mum.
"What is your name?" asked her prospective
mother-in-law,
She replied, "Bisi", but not without her
characteristic thick Igbo accent.
The boy’s tribalistic mum was so happy that her
son was getting married to a Yoruba girl ignoring
the Igbo tone and she said: "What a lovely name,
your boyfriend’s elder brother too is Adebisi, his
Dad is Olabisi and my best friend’s name is
Omobisi, which of the Bisi is yours?"
Njideka who had not made any plans for what she
would say if such a question came up got so
confused and replied "I am Ndubisi!"
The woman fainted!