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The Accident by Nobody: 5:19pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident which rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan Express Way was remanded in police custody to assist inpolice investigation. Here is the Interrogation:POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did you end up killing 50people? AKPOS: I was driving at 150km/h when I saw twomen crossing theroad. On the other side, a wedding wastakingplace. I hit the brake butit failed, so I had to make a choice, either hit the two men or run intothe wedding party....POLICE: Hit the twomen of course to reduce Casualties! AKPOS: Exactly, we think alike oooh! But after hittingone, the other man escaped into the wedding party.POLICE: So, what did you do? AKPOS: I went after him to balance the equation...But unfortunately, people lost their lives in the process....lol |
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