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The Accident by Nobody: 5:19pm On Feb 20, 2015
Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident which
rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan Express Way was
remanded in police custody to assist inpolice investigation.
Here is the Interrogation:POLICE: Mr Akpos, how did you
end up killing 50people? AKPOS: I was driving at 150km/h
when I saw twomen crossing theroad. On the other side, a
wedding wastakingplace. I hit the brake butit failed, so I
had to make a choice, either hit the two men or run intothe
wedding party....POLICE: Hit the twomen of course to
reduce Casualties! AKPOS: Exactly, we think alike oooh! But
after hittingone, the other man escaped into the wedding
party.POLICE: So, what did you do? AKPOS: I went after
him to balance the equation...But unfortunately, people lost
their lives in the process....lol

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