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Memoirs Of A Playa Online Volume 1 by olulu(m): 7:51pm On Jan 07, 2009 |
Back ground Info: Big Organization, with branches all over the country, has an intranet with chatting facilities,so, u know, two guys, one babe…………, welcome to Memoirs of a playa online volume 1 16.03.08 AKINTUNDE AJAYI, padi me, how u dey men AKINTUNDE AJAYI, long time were ve u been? ADEWALE O SMITH, i dey jo, been busy ADEWALE O SMITH, u nko? how ur side? AKINTUNDE AJAYI, i just dey men AKINTUNDE AJAYI, ol boy gist dey oooo ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm, whatta gwan? ADEWALE O SMITH, hit me man AKINTUNDE AJAYI, well e get dis chick wey i just meet men AKINTUNDE AJAYI, though i been don know am b4 I left my former branch AKINTUNDE AJAYI, but d chick just con dey get eye for me sha AKINTUNDE AJAYI, she is brainy too, smart and got a basketful of mischief ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm ADEWALE O SMITH, na ur way na AKINTUNDE AJAYI, idiot ADEWALE O SMITH, u don poke am? ADEWALE O SMITH, u b action guv’nor u no dey waste time AKINTUNDE AJAYI, well sha i neva do am AKINTUNDE AJAYI, but d chic wants to marry, she don dey love up for me ADEWALE O SMITH, good 4u ADEWALE O SMITH, u d man AKINTUNDE AJAYI, she actually told me she wants to drop her boyfriend for me AKINTUNDE AJAYI, if i can assure her dat am down for her ADEWALE O SMITH, well, go marry, ur mates don marry finish AKINTUNDE AJAYI, omo leave matter, are u down or not ADEWALE O SMITH, u want me to have her? AKINTUNDE AJAYI, i wan arrange distraction for d chick, u know to spice d whole tin up AKINTUNDE AJAYI, i already have her, just want to add competition and variety AKINTUNDE AJAYI, I’m creating a distraction in u for her AKINTUNDE AJAYI, lets see if she goes down for u too AKINTUNDE AJAYI, cos she is too down for me AKINTUNDE AJAYI, and u know, we might even make a novel from this man ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm, ADEWALE O SMITH, lol ADEWALE O SMITH, bring it on AKINTUNDE AJAYI, I will bring u into my chat with her, AKINTUNDE AJAYI, u know, introduce u, and cut out AKINTUNDE AJAYI, d rest is up 2 u ADEWALE O SMITH, no yawa, I dey game AKINTUNDE AJAYI, ok stay tuned ADEWALE O SMITH, k AKINTUNDE AJAYI, AKINTUNDE AJAYI, AKINTUNDE AJAYI, AKINTUNDE AJAYI, AKINTUNDE AJAYI, guy, u on live AKINTUNDE AJAYI, I want u to meet a very good friend of mine IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, who? ADEWALE O SMITH, hello AKINTUNDE AJAYI, ade meet ife ADEWALE O SMITH, hi omoge, how u doing? IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, and u? ADEWALE O SMITH, am good ADEWALE O SMITH, u are in akure, abi? IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, yes ADEWALE O SMITH, u have a very lovely name IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, thanx IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, every1 tells me dat IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, d next thing u'll say is dat ur daughter bears same name ADEWALE O SMITH, lol, well, u might b d one carrying dat daughter of mine IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, very funny ADEWALE O SMITH, i hope ur face is as lovely as ur name ADEWALE O SMITH, though, u do sound like a sweet babe too IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, thanx IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, I’m actually a sweet babe ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm, good ADEWALE O SMITH, well, tunde spoke well about u IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, really? What did he say ADEWALE O SMITH, well, everything good ADEWALE O SMITH, u can ask him, he still online with us IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, tunde is dat true? AKINTUNDE AJAYI, yep, and it is, AKINTUNDE AJAYI, only good tins my dear, only good tins ADEWALE O SMITH, so omoge, u single? ready to mingle? IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, depends on who i'm mingling with ADEWALE O SMITH, well, i can assure u girlfriend, , i will make it worth ur while IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, if u don’t mind, i need to get back to work IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, will dat be all? IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i really need to get back to work ADEWALE O SMITH, u very busy? IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, no ADEWALE O SMITH, oh ADEWALE O SMITH, anyway, em, i kinda lost my number, can i have urs IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i lost my fone dis morning too IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, oops IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, so sorry IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i can give u my dad's no though? ADEWALE O SMITH, lol ADEWALE O SMITH, haba, give a guy a break ADEWALE O SMITH, i just wanna b Ur friend IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i lost my fone IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, serious ADEWALE O SMITH, so how do i hook wit u outside office hrs? IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i'm in akure IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u r in lag? IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, lets meet at gbongan IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, ? ADEWALE O SMITH, where is dat? IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, btw Ife n Ibadan IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i wonder how or where else we can meet after office hours ADEWALE O SMITH, y don’t u come over to Lagos dis weekend, lets make tins happen, u know? IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, ok IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, 1099120100007, dat’s my account numba ADEWALE O SMITH, lol ADEWALE O SMITH, u want me to debit ur acct? ADEWALE O SMITH, come on girl, don't b such a spoil sport IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i should fly to lag? ADEWALE O SMITH, oh, ok ADEWALE O SMITH, lol ADEWALE O SMITH, take a cab, i will pay when i c u IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, yea right IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u will c me when u pay IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, y r guys so stingy? ADEWALE O SMITH, nah IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, dey want to reap where dey did not sow? ADEWALE O SMITH, not like dat IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, y cant u come over if u really want to see me? ADEWALE O SMITH, u could just pocket me money and not show IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i should put my life, and my money on d line IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, and u nko? IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u not giving anything to meet me half way? IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, dats d risk u v to take ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm ADEWALE O SMITH, true talk, IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, my risk is traveling and dats my life ADEWALE O SMITH, k, i will knee down and pray for journey mercies IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, my mum doing dat already IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, and i'm more certain of her prayers than urs IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, don’t worry IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, come IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i will kneel down n pray 4 journey mercies 4 u too ADEWALE O SMITH, lol ADEWALE O SMITH, i like u ADEWALE O SMITH, infact am tripping for u IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, hmm IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, sorry i can’t say d same 4 u ADEWALE O SMITH, well, u got d kinda of fire i need IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, hmmm ADEWALE O SMITH, anyways, it’s been nice knowing u IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, hmm, ok IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, it was nice talking to u IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, nice day ADEWALE O SMITH, lol ADEWALE O SMITH, i will chat u 2moro ADEWALE O SMITH, take care darling IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i don’t think, I’ll talk to u 2moro IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, but take care too ADEWALE O SMITH, ok, love, sleep tits, oops, i mean, sleep tite IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, lol ADEWALE O SMITH, I will leave u and tunde to continue you chat, ciao IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, k, bye AKINTUNDE AJAYI, later man, we go yarn later ADEWALE O SMITH, k |
Re: Memoirs Of A Playa Online Volume 1 by vicade(m): 8:00pm On Jan 07, 2009 |
some comedy stuff. Very funny. ADEWALE O SMITH, take a cab, i will pay when i c u IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, yea right IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u will c me when u pay IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, y r guys so stingy? I Like that part.Counter Attack The girl is very sharp and on point. Nice one |
Re: Memoirs Of A Playa Online Volume 1 by olulu(m): 8:14pm On Jan 07, 2009 |
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