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Memoirs Of A Playa Online Volume 1 by olulu(m): 7:51pm On Jan 07, 2009
Back ground Info: Big Organization, with branches all over the country, has an intranet with chatting facilities,so, u know, two guys, one babe…………, welcome to

Memoirs of a playa online volume 1


16.03.08


AKINTUNDE AJAYI, padi me, how u dey men
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, long time were ve u been?
ADEWALE O SMITH, i dey jo, been busy
ADEWALE O SMITH, u nko? how ur side?
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, i just dey men
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, ol boy gist dey oooo
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm, whatta gwan?
ADEWALE O SMITH, hit me man
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, well e get dis chick wey i just meet men
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, though i been don know am b4 I left my former branch
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, but d chick just con dey get eye for me sha
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, she is brainy too, smart and got a basketful of mischief
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH, na ur way na
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, idiot
ADEWALE O SMITH, u don poke am?
ADEWALE O SMITH, u b action guv’nor u no dey waste time
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, well sha i neva do am
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, but d chic wants to marry, she don dey love up for me
ADEWALE O SMITH, good 4u
ADEWALE O SMITH, u d man
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, she actually told me she wants to drop her boyfriend for me
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, if i can assure her dat am down for her
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, go marry, ur mates don marry finish
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, omo leave matter, are u down or not
ADEWALE O SMITH, u want me to have her?
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, i wan arrange distraction for d chick, u know to spice d whole tin up
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, i already have her, just want to add competition and variety
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, I’m creating a distraction in u for her
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, lets see if she goes down for u too
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, cos she is too down for me
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, and u know, we might even make a novel from this man
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm,
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, bring it on
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, I will bring u into my chat with her,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, u know, introduce u, and cut out
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, d rest is up 2 u
ADEWALE O SMITH, no yawa, I dey game
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, ok stay tuned
ADEWALE O SMITH, k
AKINTUNDE AJAYI,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, guy, u on live
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, I want u to meet a very good friend of mine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, who?
ADEWALE O SMITH, hello
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, ade meet ife
ADEWALE O SMITH, hi omoge, how u doing?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, and u?
ADEWALE O SMITH, am good
ADEWALE O SMITH, u are in akure, abi?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, yes
ADEWALE O SMITH, u have a very lovely name
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, thanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, every1 tells me dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, d next thing u'll say is dat ur daughter bears same name
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol, well, u might b d one carrying dat daughter of mine
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, very funny
ADEWALE O SMITH, i hope ur face is as lovely as ur name
ADEWALE O SMITH, though, u do sound like a sweet babe too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, thanx
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, I’m actually a sweet babe
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm, good
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, tunde spoke well about u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, really? What did he say
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, everything good
ADEWALE O SMITH, u can ask him, he still online with us
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, tunde is dat true?
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, yep, and it is,
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, only good tins my dear, only good tins
ADEWALE O SMITH, so omoge, u single? ready to mingle?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, depends on who i'm mingling with
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, i can assure u girlfriend, , i will make it worth ur while
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, if u don’t mind, i need to get back to work
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, will dat be all?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i really need to get back to work
ADEWALE O SMITH, u very busy?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, no
ADEWALE O SMITH, oh
ADEWALE O SMITH, anyway, em, i kinda lost my number, can i have urs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i lost my fone dis morning too
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, oops
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, so sorry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i can give u my dad's no though?
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, haba, give a guy a break
ADEWALE O SMITH, i just wanna b Ur friend
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i lost my fone
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, serious
ADEWALE O SMITH, so how do i hook wit u outside office hrs?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i'm in akure
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u r in lag?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, lets meet at gbongan
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, ?
ADEWALE O SMITH, where is dat?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, btw Ife n Ibadan
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i wonder how or where else we can meet after office hours
ADEWALE O SMITH, y don’t u come over to Lagos dis weekend, lets make tins happen, u know?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, 1099120100007, dat’s my account numba
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, u want me to debit ur acct?
ADEWALE O SMITH, come on girl, don't b such a spoil sport
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i should fly to lag?
ADEWALE O SMITH, oh, ok
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, take a cab, i will pay when i c u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, yea right
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u will c me when u pay
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, y r guys so stingy?
ADEWALE O SMITH, nah
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, dey want to reap where dey did not sow?
ADEWALE O SMITH, not like dat
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, y cant u come over if u really want to see me?
ADEWALE O SMITH, u could just pocket me money and not show
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i should put my life, and my money on d line
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, and u nko?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u not giving anything to meet me half way?
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, dats d risk u v to take
ADEWALE O SMITH, hmm
ADEWALE O SMITH, true talk,
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, my risk is traveling and dats my life
ADEWALE O SMITH, k, i will knee down and pray for journey mercies
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, my mum doing dat already
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, and i'm more certain of her prayers than urs
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, don’t worry
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, come
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i will kneel down n pray 4 journey mercies 4 u too
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, i like u
ADEWALE O SMITH, infact am tripping for u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, hmm
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, sorry i can’t say d same 4 u
ADEWALE O SMITH, well, u got d kinda of fire i need
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, hmmm
ADEWALE O SMITH, anyways, it’s been nice knowing u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, hmm, ok
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, it was nice talking to u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, nice day
ADEWALE O SMITH, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, i will chat u 2moro
ADEWALE O SMITH, take care darling
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, i don’t think, I’ll talk to u 2moro
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, but take care too
ADEWALE O SMITH, ok, love, sleep tits, oops, i mean, sleep tite
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, lol
ADEWALE O SMITH, I will leave u and tunde to continue you chat, ciao
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, k, bye
AKINTUNDE AJAYI, later man, we go yarn later
ADEWALE O SMITH, k
Re: Memoirs Of A Playa Online Volume 1 by vicade(m): 8:00pm On Jan 07, 2009
some comedy stuff. Very funny.

ADEWALE O SMITH, take a cab, i will pay when i c u
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, yea right
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, u will c me when u pay
IFEOLUWAPOSIMI, y r guys so stingy?

I Like that part.Counter Attack

The girl is very sharp and on point. Nice one
Re: Memoirs Of A Playa Online Volume 1 by olulu(m): 8:14pm On Jan 07, 2009

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