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10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by Nobody: 7:18pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
(1) Eating A Ham Sandwich Lunch time? Leviticus 11:7-8 reads: And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you. (2) Tattoos Thinking of getting the Superman insignia on your bicep?Leviticus 19:28 states: Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. (3) Rounded Haircuts Off to the barber?Leviticus 19:27 states Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. Men With Injured Or Cut Off Private Parts Entering Houses Of God It’s bad enough if you’re a man who has had his private parts injured — or heaven forbid cut off — but to add insult to injury, Deuteronomy 23:1 states: He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. (4) Consulting Psychics Have you ever had your palm read? Or maybe you’ve consulted your horoscope for a little guidance? Leviticus 19:31 reads: Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God. (5) Wives Helping Out Their Husbands In A Fight Gentlemen — if you ever get in a fight and you get the feeling your lady might jump in and lend you a hand by squeezing your opponent’s… ahem… “secrets,” you’d better stop her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 states: When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. (6) Children Cursing Their Parents Kids these days — you never know what’s going to come out of their mouths!But hopefully your child doesn’t curse you because Exodus 21:17 states: “And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.” (7) Gossiping Heard some juicy news about Harold in the accounting department? Can’t wait to tell your BFF that you just read that Snooki is pregnant? Leviticus 19:16 states: Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbour; I am the LORD. ( Getting Remarried After Getting Divorced When it comes to the Bible, this is a big no-no (unless your spouse was cheating on you):Mark 10:11-12 states: Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery. (9) Working On The Sabbath In our fast-paced society, does anyone really work Monday to Friday from 9-5?Exodus 31:14-15 states: “Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people. Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death. (10)Women Speaking In Houses Of God Headed to church, ladies?1 Corinthians 14:34-35 states: Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by Rich4god(m): 7:23pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by daimsy(f): 7:26pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by am0s(m): 7:28pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
wat da hell wots d esseence nd my usefulness in dis life den |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by Nobody: 7:30pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
what about voting for pdp and GEJ |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by Nobody: 7:30pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
daimsy:yea and u are guilty of some |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by Nobody: 7:36pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Op, the bible was written by men inspired by God. But they were still men |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by skylane: 7:41pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
missjenna:so are u saying there are some errors in the bible? |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by Nobody: 7:45pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
missjenna:yes but God wrote it thru the men. So u can say God wrote it. |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by skylane: 7:46pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Op pls about any animal still unclean is wrong remember about the vision peter had on a roof,when God showed him some animals and asked him to eat but he said dey are unclean,remeber the lord said to him that how will he call what he has cleaned unclean? Blood of Jesus hadt clean so many things,that y its powerful than any sin u will ever commit except blasphemy which a lot of nairalanders do |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by Nobody: 7:58pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Haha... you did not add the one about not eating mushrooms or snail(i can't remember which one) and fish without scales |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by Nobody: 9:03pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
God forbid every nature of sin. Live a Holy Life. |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by daimsy(f): 9:34pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
ebohstepn:and you? |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by Princewell2012(m): 9:51pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
skylane:but the blood of Jesus does not clean tithe abi? can u c urself? |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by skylane: 10:45pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Princewell2012:what u just said now shows me u have no clue abt christainity,so I am defending nothing to you.thanks |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by Nobody: 10:49pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
skylane: lol @I am nothing to u Put him tru ... Teach him about Christ |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by skylane: 10:57pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
lightking99:yeah he is still far, |
Re: 10 Things The Bible Forbids (that You’re Probably Guilty Of Doing) by queenyjewel(f): 11:18am On Feb 26, 2015 |
op you don try, but i am goin to vehemently disagree wif you on number 1, 3, 9, 10. |
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