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MTN And Their Numerous Text Messages by aybynature: 3:46pm On Feb 24, 2015
Lately, I feel like I am dating MTN...

I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text
message. It's either they are calling me or begging me
to subscribe to one thing or the other.
Very soon MTN will be like:

1. Dear customer. Are you HUNGRY?? Text "HGY" to
35388 for tips on hunger and what to eat.

2. Dear customer. You wanna bathe but you have no
soap? Text "SOAP" to 35629 to receive daily soaps to
your phone.

3. Dear customer. You wanna eat pizza today? Text
"PIZZ" to 64918 to receive daily Pizza at your door step.

4. Dear customer. Do you know that there are people in
your area who don't like you to succeed?? Text
"THUNDER FIRE THEM" to 35629 to kill them with
lightning.

MTN... everywhere you go!

Feel free to add yours!
AY-by-nature
Re: MTN And Their Numerous Text Messages by TrishaP(f): 4:17pm On Feb 24, 2015
You want to know God personally, you want to hear his voice, find his ways snd walk in victory in all areas of life. Send GOD to 55335 angry angry
Re: MTN And Their Numerous Text Messages by zyzxx(m): 4:19pm On Feb 24, 2015
TrishaP:
You want to know God personally, you want to hear his voice, find His Ways and walk in Victory in all areas of life. Send GOD to 55335 angry angry
u want to knw how trishap, text tri to 2546
Re: MTN And Their Numerous Text Messages by TrishaP(f): 4:24pm On Feb 24, 2015
zyzxx:
u want to knw how trishap, text tri to 2546
If I hear..
Re: MTN And Their Numerous Text Messages by TaeKEa5: 5:39pm On Feb 24, 2015
it is too quite...
Re: MTN And Their Numerous Text Messages by zyzxx(m): 8:21pm On Feb 24, 2015
TrishaP:

If I hear..
grin

Gud pm
How was ur day?
Re: MTN And Their Numerous Text Messages by ayanbaba2(m): 12:22pm On Feb 25, 2015
dem be like.....
You want to have 'Sweet dreams'!
Text beyonce to '33210'
Re: MTN And Their Numerous Text Messages by aybynature: 11:31pm On Aug 02, 2015
aybynature:
Lately, I feel like I am dating MTN...
I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text message. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other. Very soon MTN will be like:
1. Dear customer. Are you HUNGRY?? Text "HGY" to 35388 for tips on hunger and what to eat.
2. Dear customer. You wanna bathe but you have no soap? Text "SOAP" to 35629 to receive daily soaps to your phone.
3. Dear customer. You wanna eat pizza today? Text "PIZZ" to 64918 to receive daily Pizza at your door step.
4. Dear customer. Do you know that there are people in your area who don't like you to succeed?? Text "THUNDER FIRE THEM" to 35629 to kill them with lightning.
MTN... everywhere you go!
Feel free to add yours! AY-by-nature

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