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LASTMA ,the Police , And NEPA Na Who Dey Chop Curse Pass Part 1 by Freddy001: 7:46pm On Feb 24, 2015
We all know the slogans "up nepa"and "the police is ou friend" and whateva it is they sa about lastma, most impotantl ,as long as u live in naija, speak pidgin,can read and have eyes ,u have at one point in ur life insulted the police,lastma and ou oga at the top NEPA , in naija it is common knowledge that we all have bad mouth ,that is even though the above thee do their job we still insult them ,fo example Nepa bing the light all u hea is "awon wee en ti muno de" [those mad men have bought the light] we are not saing that nepa is made up of mad men it also consists of mad women and when the take the light what ou hea is "awon ean buuku en ti mu no lo" [those mad women have taken the light] if the light spoils and the come to repai it all ou hea is "awon wee en ti wa tuno se " so no matta what nepa do i dont think thee is emed fo thei ve unhealth dose of"epe" every dae



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Re: LASTMA ,the Police , And NEPA Na Who Dey Chop Curse Pass Part 1 by ghost1718(m): 7:58pm On Feb 24, 2015
if i dey road na lasma and police dey receive curse grin grin, if i enter pothole or traffic na we government dey receive the cures, grin grin if i manage reach house in peace na nepa or my uncle i pass my Nebour grin (generator) dey receive the cures grin grin grin

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Re: LASTMA ,the Police , And NEPA Na Who Dey Chop Curse Pass Part 1 by Lasveg(m): 8:24pm On Feb 24, 2015
@op u should worry more about how to improve ur abysmal english, ur english is so terrible!!!

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