A husband working abroad wrote to his wife… Dear Sweetheart, I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.
Your husband, Manmatha

His wife replied…
Sweetheart Dearest, Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses…
The milkman agreed on 2 kisses for the month’s milk
The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses
Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items…
Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don’t worry about me, I have a balance of 35 kisses remaining and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for next month?
                       
Cheers.

If you were the husband what would be your reply?

she de MAD/ HOW CAN SHE DO SUCH A THING? TOTAL MADNESS

she no mad at all,out of remaining 35kisses,i must get 34.5