Nigeria was never on top of the map when God
said, 'Let there be light'."
Albert Einstein (1938)
"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but
allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty.
Isaac Newton (1842)
"He who runs around looking for scissors to cut
indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry."
Adolf Hilter (1996)
"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your
testicles that you realise that there are ways of
solving problems without violence."
Aristotle (1762)
"Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any."
Queen Elizabeth (1945)
"He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it
cannot keep a secret."
Abraham Lincoln (1864)
"Any man that uses his teeth to cut 'shaki' from
pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of
anything."
Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).
"Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has
never been with a mountain of fire member."
William Shakespeare (1788).
"Anyone who graduated without experiencing....
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