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if u have not seen this joke ehhhhh...i no know for u by Nobody: 5:56pm On Feb 27, 2015
Musa say make his wife wear iron
underwear because sey him dey
travel for a very long time..Na so
Musa lock the iron underwear
and give the key to Tafida wey be
his best friend. He tell Tafida say if
after 10yrs him no return , then
Tafida fit let the woman go free.
Na so Musa enter road ,but e
never even reach one hour wey
musa notice say somebody dey
follow am for back and when he
con turn to look back na his
friend Tafida. Musa con ask Tafida
say wetin happen, why u dey run
like madman? Tafida con say ,
Musa give am the wrong key…
…….hummmmmmm





Akpos went to USA and had a 1 on 1 meeting
with OBAMA
OBAMA : I want to show you how much
advanced we are.
Come with me, He takes him to a forest.
OBAMA : Dig the ground. Akpos did it.
OBAMA : More….More… More …
Akpos went up to 100 Feet.
OBAMA: So now, try to search for
something.
Akpos : I got a Wire.
OBAMA: You know, it shows that even 100
years ago we
used to have telephones.
Akpos became frustrated. He invited OBAMA
to Nigeria. That year, OBAMA visited Nigeria.
Akpos : I want to show you our
advancement. He takes OBAMA to a forest.
Akpos : Dig it... obama does. Akpos:
More….More… More…… OBAMA goes upto
almost 400 feet.
Akpos :Try to find something. OBAMA tried.
Akpos : Did you get anything?
OBAMA: No, there is nothing here.
Akpos: you know, it shows that even 400
years ago, we
used to have WIRELESS mobile.
Musa say make his wife wear iron
underwear because sey him dey
travel for a very long time..Na so
Musa lock the iron underwear
and give the key to Tafida wey be
his best friend. He tell Tafida say if
after 10yrs him no return , then
Tafida fit let the woman go free.
Na so Musa enter road ,but e
never even reach one hour wey
musa notice say somebody dey
follow am for back and when he
con turn to look back na his
friend Tafida. Musa con ask Tafida
say wetin happen, why u dey run
like madman? Tafida con say ,
Musa give am the wrong key…
…….hummmmmmm





Akpos went to USA and had a 1 on 1 meeting
with OBAMA
OBAMA : I want to show you how much
advanced we are.
Come with me, He takes him to a forest.
OBAMA : Dig the ground. Akpos did it.
OBAMA : More….More… More …
Akpos went up to 100 Feet.
OBAMA: So now, try to search for
something.
Akpos : I got a Wire.
OBAMA: You know, it shows that even 100
years ago we
used to have telephones.
Akpos became frustrated. He invited OBAMA
to Nigeria. That year, OBAMA visited Nigeria.
Akpos : I want to show you our
advancement. He takes OBAMA to a forest.
Akpos : Dig it... obama does. Akpos:
More….More… More…… OBAMA goes upto
almost 400 feet.
Akpos :Try to find something. OBAMA tried.
Akpos : Did you get anything?
OBAMA: No, there is nothing here.
Akpos: you know, it shows that even 400
years ago, we
used to have WIRELESS mobile.
Musa say make his wife wear iron
underwear because sey him dey
travel for a very long time..Na so
Musa lock the iron underwear
and give the key to Tafida wey be
his best friend. He tell Tafida say if
after 10yrs him no return , then
Tafida fit let the woman go free.
Na so Musa enter road ,but e
never even reach one hour wey
musa notice say somebody dey
follow am for back and when he
con turn to look back na his
friend Tafida. Musa con ask Tafida
say wetin happen, why u dey run
like madman? Tafida con say ,
Musa give am the wrong key…
…….hummmmmmm





Akpos went to USA and had a 1 on 1 meeting
with OBAMA
OBAMA : I want to show you how much
advanced we are.
Come with me, He takes him to a forest.
OBAMA : Dig the ground. Akpos did it.
OBAMA : More….More… More …
Akpos went up to 100 Feet.
OBAMA: So now, try to search for
something.
Akpos : I got a Wire.
OBAMA: You know, it shows that even 100
years ago we
used to have telephones.
Akpos became frustrated. He invited OBAMA
to Nigeria. That year, OBAMA visited Nigeria.
Akpos : I want to show you our
advancement. He takes OBAMA to a forest.
Akpos : Dig it... obama does. Akpos:
More….More… More…… OBAMA goes upto
almost 400 feet.
Akpos :Try to find something. OBAMA tried.
Akpos : Did you get anything?
OBAMA: No, there is nothing here.
Akpos: you know, it shows that even 400
years ago, we
used to have WIRELESS mobile.

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